Tuesday, December 25, 2018

Poor Mans Speedball

Alcohol and coffee can help you live past 90, study says 
Readers, we are honored and privileged to bring you the single 
greatest piece of news you've heard in your entire life. 
A study out of the University of California-Irvine has revealed that 
consumption of moderate amounts of alcohol and coffee is linked to 
living a longer life. 
Re-read that last sentence. There are no typos. There are no jokes. 
The key word is "moderate," of course. The study, called "The 90+ 
Study," started in 2003 and examined "the oldest-old" age group - 
about 1,700 nonagenarians - to determine what is key to living to your 
90th birthday and beyond. 
Fuk that - I've gone foot first! 

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