Wednesday, September 16, 2020

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my dears!  How are you?  I'm sorry that I took a couple of weeks off.  I almost took off today, too.  It seems like there's nothing to write about except COVID-19.  I'm sick and tired of wearing a mask.  I feel like some sort of felon.  Stick 'em up.

In the latest twist, an apparent brain was discovered in Myers Park.  ( )  Oh my!  Who's missing a brain?  I know.  With the political climate in Racine, it's hard to tell.  I vote for the brain belonging to Mr. McMayor Cory 'Butterball' Mason.  Obviously, he is the most braindead of all local politicians.
Well, it looks like "outside agitators"are responsible for at least some of the mess that is now Kenosha.  ( )  Why was this woman released on bond?  She'll never show up for court.  Catch and release, catch and release.  The police catch them, and the courts release them.  What a waste.  

Speaking of wastes, here's the story of a "Dirty P" gang member: .  I have difficulty working up repect for a gang namerd after dirty urine.  Or does the "P" stand for poop?  Oh my.

That's it, my dears.  This is the shortened version of my blog.   Thank God for the Journal Times, or I'd have nothing to write about.  

I love each and every one of you. Thank you for reading my blog.  Kisses and hugs to you.

Please be sure to respect one another.  It's our best hope for peace.
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