None of that Sissy Cra*p
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but
never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold
truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider
monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be
involved in.
4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of there, together.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be until you quit whining ... ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused -- I will speak slowly and use little words.
7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want
whatever you have, but I care.
8 . When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off.
9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you
are my FRIEND!
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can
feel the true warmth
Jim Sullivan named City Administrator
13 hours ago
1 comment:
That is a true friend. I like it!
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