Mount Pleasant considering parks manager position

Dear Village Board, 
 
I just read this in JT: 
 
Mount Pleasant considering parks manager position 
 
https://journaltimes.com/news/local/mount-pleasant-considering-parks-manager-position/article_59776b02-84c3-5e63-9e7e-8f976ec1c511.html#tncms-source=infinity-scroll-summary-siderail-latest 
 
Hiring a Parks Manager? 
 
And allowing alcohol to be consumed in Village Parks? 
 
WTF is going on? 
 
Didn't Village President, angry white male, David DeGoof claim he was 
a Tea-Tard - and for smaller government, lower taxes, controlling 
spending, private property rights, and respecting the rule of law? 
 
Now MTP is going to increase spending, increase the number of 
government workers, salaries, wages, compensation, and encourage 
people to drink and drive in Village Parks! *WOW* 
 
Just *WOW* 
 
MTP has moved from so much to the left that you may as well legalize 
prostitution and drugs, ala Amsterdam. Truth be told - the drugs and 
prostitution are just another feature in MTP - thank to Knights Inn 
and other local hook up spots. 
 
Of course, if MTP Residents get drunk, and stay drunk, they might not 
mind the outrageous coming increases in taxes, due to the failed 
Foxconn Scam. 
 
You'd think that MTP Village President Dave DeGoof and Racine Mayor 
Cory Mason are best drinking buddies. 
 
Just Saying. 
 
C'mon Village President - Dave DeGoof - admit it - ya got a fetish for 
blue fisting Residents! Ala Cory Mason! 
 
Wolves in Sheep's clothing comes to mind. 
 
Me thinks that Dave is just a little left of Kelly! Dave is not a 
Socialist or a Fascist, - he's a full blown Communist. Certainly not a 
Tea-Tard. 
 
Sincerely, 
 
Tim & Cindy 

Medieval Diseases Are Making A Comeback: "It's A Public Health Crisis"

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-04-05/medieval-diseases-are-making-comeback-
its-public-health-crisis 
 
And from The Plumber: 
 
The first epidemic of a waterborne disease probably was caused by an 
infected caveman relieving himself in waters upstream of his 
neighbors. 
 
Perhaps the entire clan was decimated, or maybe the panicky survivors 
packed up their gourds and fled from the "evil spirits" inhabiting 
their camp to some other place. 
 
As long as people lived in small groups, isolated from each other, 
such incidents were sporadic. But as civilization progressed, people 
began clustering into cities. They shared communal water, handled 
unwashed food, stepped in excrement from casual discharge or spread as 
manure, used urine for dyes, bleaches, and even as an antiseptic. 
 
As cities became crowded, they also became the nesting places of 
waterborne, insect-borne, and skin-to-skin infectious diseases that 
spurted out unchecked and seemingly at will. Typhus was most common, 
reported Thomas Sydenham, England's first great physician, who lived 
in the 17th century and studied early history. Next came typhoid and 
relapsing fever, plague and other pestilential fever, smallpox and 
dysenteries - the latter a generic class of disease that includes 
what's known as dysentery, as well as cholera. 
 
The ancients had no inkling as to the true cause of their misery. 
People believed divine retribution caused plagues and epidemics, or 
else bad air, or conjunction of the planets and stars, any and all of 
these things. 
 https://www.plumbingsupply.com/pmplague.html 

Sent to Rep Robin Vos

It is always *AMAZING* to me that Government employees, from the 
elected, appointed, and laborers always forget that it is the private 
sector which provides the funds that pays them and provides them with 
jobs. 
 
Today most Government workers are overpaid, overcompensated, and have 
outrageously high benefit packages - including health care and 
retirement. Many of these people then retire early and double dip, or 
flee to tax free States - which is wrong, but that is the Wisconsin 
Way. 
 
What Progressive Wisconsin needs to do is to place a heavy income tax 
penalty on Government Employees who flee WI for lower or no income tax 
States. Health care benefits also need to be denied, unless provided 
in WI by a WI Provider. 
 
Government workers who choose to double dip, need to have their 
retirement pay and benefits ended - until they actually retire! 
 
SE WI has become Tax Hell WI, and is being looted by the Politicians 
for their own profit and gain. The Rule of Law is long dead in SE WI - 
and I fear any new Unconstitutional Laws; which will be proposed and 
passed; and the Secret Courts and Government which will uphold them. 
As for the Foxconn miracle - it has already been downgraded numerous 
times and is not likely to happen. 
 
SE WI taxes are approaching those of Illinois - see: 
 
https://www.attomdata.com/news/market-trends/attom-data-solutions-2018-property-tax-analysis/ 
 
And my commentary wouldn't be complete without sharing my latest Rebel Rousing! 
 
https://arrestrecordsofracinewipublicofficials.wordpress.com/2019/04/04/racines-very-own-fist-of-rage-mayor-cory-mason-scores-second-place-in-tax-hell-wi/ 
 
Walker was as bad as Evers - only he's a Democrat. 
 
I don't play R vs. D games anymore - I'm I. 
 
Government Logic = We don't need Farmers, we got Supermarkets. 
 
The best I can hope for is that gridlock occurs in WI - so that those 
whose finances don't rely on taxpayer subsidizes and are simple, can 
simply live. 
 
Evers vs. Vos. 
 
Trump vs. Hillary/Obama. 
 
Jay Hanson describes it eloquently: 
 
Here is a synopsis of the behavioral loop described above: 
 
Step 1. Individuals and groups evolved a bias to maximize fitness by 
maximizing power, which requires over-reproduction and/or 
over-consumption of natural resources (overshoot), whenever systemic 
constraints allow it. Differential power generation and accumulation 
result in a hierarchical group structure. 
 
Step 2. Energy is always limited, and overshoot eventually leads to 
decreasing power available to some members of the group, with 
lower-ranking members suffering first. 
 
Step 3. Diminishing power availability creates divisive subgroups 
within the original group. Low-rank members will form subgroups and 
coalitions to demand a greater share of power from higher-ranking 
individuals, who will resist by forming their own coalitions to 
maintain power. 
 
Step 4. Violent social strife eventually occurs among subgroups who 
demand a greater share of the remaining power. 
 
Step 5. The weakest subgroups (high or low rank) are either forced to 
disperse to a new territory, are killed, enslaved, or imprisoned. 
 
Step 6. Go back to step 1. 
 
http://www.dieoff.org/ 
 
Enjoy the decline.

Friday, April 5, 2019

Four for Fridays!

Good morning everyone I hope you enjoyed your week with some nice weather. I have been in a blue mood this past week with getting ready to go up north for my Mom's Memorial it is on Sunday. Here are your questions.

1) Do you like it when family members lie to you?

2) How do you handle it when they lie to you?

3) Do you lie to family members?

4) When was the last time you lied to a family member?

I hope everyone has a great weekend!

Mayor Cory Mason - Racine's Fist of Rage!

Dear City of Racine Alderpersons, 
 
According to Milwaukee Business Journal, Racine ranks only second to 
Milwaukee for the highest Property Tax rates in Tax Hell WI. 
 
See: https://arrestrecordsofracinewipublicofficials.wordpress.com/2019/04/04/racines-very-own-fist-of-rage-mayor-cory-mason-scores-second-place-in-tax-hell-wi/ 

 
And no doubt.... With Tax Hell Illinois leading the Nation into 
bankruptcy, no doubt Racine Mayor Cory Mason feels that Racine 
Residents are prepared to be BLUE FISTED! Ala Illinois Style…. With 
ever increasing confiscatory property taxes, fees, sales taxes, fines, 
and forfeitures. 
 
Residents of Racine should expect that confiscatory taxes will only 
continue to increase, along with wealth transfer and redistribution 
schemes, as prescribed by “Law” in a Lawless Racine County ruled by 
the whims of Tyrants. 
 
Meanwhile the Retail Apocalypse continues to increase, while an 
economic slowdown is happening. 
 
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-04-04/economic-slowdown-confirmed-here-are-14-very-alarming-numbers-expose-real-state 
 
Where are the 13,000 jobs at Mount Pleasant WI Foxconn paying $53,000 
(minimum) each at? 
 
Still asking questions - and waiting for an Answer. 
 
Sincerely, 
 
Tim & Cindy 

Racine’s Very Own Fist of Rage, Mayor Cory Mason, Scores Second Place in Tax Hell WI!


Blue Fisted Residents of Racine Mayor Cory Mason’s 9 Circles of Hell (Courtesy of Dante’s Inferno) will be disappointed to know that Racine only ranks second to Tax Hell Milwaukee, in Tax Hell WI!
Substitute Mayor Cory Mason and his 4 Assistants for “PR professional” in the below chart, and the similarities will immediately become obvious.

According to Milwaukee Business Journal, Racine ranks only second to Milwaukee for the highest Property Tax rates in Tax Hell WI.


Versus #1 WI Tax Hell – Milwaukee, led by Failed Governor Candidate “Trolly” Tom Barrett:



With Tax Hell Illinois leading the Nation into bankruptcy, no doubt Racine Mayor Cory Mason feels that Racine Residents are prepared to be BLUE FISTED! Ala Illinois Style…. With ever increasing confiscatory property taxes, fees, sales taxes, fines, and forfeitures.


Overtaxed Racine Residents need to know that The Squeeze Play is Already Underway!

And that the Looting of Residents living in a City of Ill Repute will only increase!



Residents of Racine should expect that confiscatory taxes will only continue to increase, along with wealth transfer and redistribution schemes, as prescribed by “Law” in a Lawless Racine County ruled by the whims of Tyrants.


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Addendum –


Let the GAMES! Begin – as the line between fees and taxes is blurred in Mayor Cory Mason’s Ratcine!
From JT:

Storm water fees moved from property tax to water bills

RACINE — The City Water Utility and the Office of the Mayor want to remind residents that the stormwater fee, which used to be found on the property tax bill, is now located on the water bills. Some city residents may receive their first bill containing the stormwater fee this week.

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Wednesday, April 3, 2019

When will the Masons Pay Their Fair Share?

Dear City of Racine Alderpersons, 
 
From the most recent Sin City Post: 
 
https://arrestrecordsofracinewipublicofficials.wordpress.com/2019/04/03/one-neubauer-gone-one-to-go-while-ratcine-is-a-lost-cause/ 
 
JT reports: 
 
Hagedorn declares victory with thin margin in Supreme Court race 
 
Wisconsin Appeals Court Judge Brian Hagedorn called his likely victory 
to the state Supreme Court a “historic” win and said he was confident 
his slim lead in the race is insurmountable. 
 
“We made history in a significant way,” Hagedorn said, referring to 
winning despite millions spent against him. “Our margin of victory 
looks to be insurmountable.” 
 
The Journal Times reached out on Wednesday to State Rep. Greta 
Neubauer, D-Racine, who is Lisa Neubauer’s daughter. She referred 
comments to the video. A watch party was held Tuesday at Red Onion, 
555 Main St., in Downtown Racine. But Lisa Neubauer never made a 
public appearance during the event. 
 
..... 
 
As for Racine.... 
 
When Greta Neubauer runs again for Public Office, Informed Voters need 
to be pragmatic and make the choice to vote either FOR Greta’s 
opponent, or AGAINST Greta. Voting for the Lessor of two evils, or to 
stop evil, is the pragmatic alternative! 
Remember that: If you have two opposing forces that are equal – 
neither can be victorious – and government gridlock is always a *WIN* 
*WIN* for private sector Citizens. LET NO EVIL BE DONE! 
 
As for Racine – it is a lost cause. Just forget about it – nothing 
will ever change. Enjoy the Decline! 
 
The most recent check of Racine Property Assessments, done TODAY – 
April, 3, 2019, evidences that the *MIRACLE* of a 50% decrease in 
property tax assessment value since 2013 has *MAGICALLY happened at 
3907 Lighthouse Drive and continues to hold steady at the Lake 
Michigan Lakefront Mansion now owned by the Masons! From $800, 000 to 
$440,000 in a few short years! 
 
... 
 
Yeah, Yeah, Fraternity, Equality and Liberty…… while Looting A City of 
Ill Repute is the true name of the game! 
 
All the usual suspects *WON* in City of Racine, with a Voter turnout 
which can only be blamed on the failure of RUSD to properly educate 
young minds full of mush. Because RUSD is actively misleading them. 
 
OK! STOP RIGHT THERE! 
 
1. When will the Mason’s property assessment be marked to reality for 
a Lake Michigan Lakefront Mansion, so that they pay their fair share? 
 
2. When will the definition of “workers” be expanded to include those 
in the private sector and private Business Owners? 
 
3. When will secret Court and Government proceedings end? 
 
4. When will Government Employees share in the pain that private 
sector workers have endured since the 1970’s? To include making 
meaningful contributions towards pensions, health insurance, and 
experiencing pay cuts? While retirement age is increased to 62 
(minimum) or 67? 
 
5. When will *FREE*, no limits to healthcare expenses, be eliminated 
for certain elected and public employees? 
 
5. When will the parking lots for workers at government buildings be 
eliminated as government workers are required to Ryde the BUS, taxi, 
bicycle, walk, or use other forms of alternative transportation? 
 
6. When will Residency rules be established for all public employees 
and elected officials so that they actually pay their fair share into 
the Community instead of looting it and fleeing to lower tax 
Communities? 
 
7. When will punitive taxes be levied on government workers who 
retire, and then leave their Communities and/or WI and claim tax free 
status in Tax-Haven States which don’t levy income taxes? 
 
Still waiting for an answer..... 
 
Sincerely, 
 
Tim & Cindy

Two Thumbs up Review

Dear City or Racine Alderpersons, 
 
What are we going to name this one? 
 
Greatest RaPISTS of Cory Masons's Ratcine? 
 
Racine man allegedly held gun to 15-year-old’s head, raped her on camera 
 
RACINE — A Racine man allegedly held a gun to a 15-year-old girl’s 
head and raped her on camera, according to Racine police. 
 
In connection to the February incident, Travis L. Williams Jr., 22, of 
the 3400 block of Fourth Avenue, faces three counts of second-degree 
sexual assault of a child under 16 years of age, three counts of 
possession of child pornography and three counts of sexual 
exploitation of a child by filming. All are felony counts. 
 
According to the criminal complaint: 
 
At about 10 p.m. on Feb. 13, a teen gave Williams $20 for a ride to 
her friend’s house. On the way there, Williams allegedly pulled his 
van over on Lathrop Avenue near Solbraa Park and held a gun to the 
girl’s head, telling her, “If you open the door I am going to blow 
your brains out.” 
 
Travis then reportedly forced the girl to have sex with him and took 
three explicit videos of the encounter on his phone. The girl’s face 
is visible in one of the videos, and investigators matched her outfit 
to her description in the other two. 
 
During a police investigation into the incident, Williams agreed to a 
vehicle and cell phone search and consented to a DNA sample. 
 
Investigators discovered the videos on Williams’ phone and he claimed 
the girl told him she was 18. The girl denied ever telling Williams 
she was 18 and said he knew how old she was. 
 
https://journaltimes.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/racine-man-allegedly-held-gun-to--year-old-s/article_b6e38d5a-bfb8-59db-8740-68b3463c5781.html

Kosher Nostra

I wrote,
Controlled opposition is BY FAR more dangerous to a revolutionary movement than any enemy could hope to be.
Enemies rage and threaten, and in so doing gird us for battle.
Controlled oppo (see: lil’ benny shapiro) gently and subversively release the pressure valve on our righteous rage, persuading the more weak-willed among us that kumbaya is still in the cards.
The Boomercuck is already disposed to fall in love with race-blind creedalism of the sort mouthed banally by shapiro, et al. The great mass of cucked normies WANTS TO BELIEVE in those quaint [specially]-weaponized nostrums, so just when you’ve dragged the cuck close to the edge of wokeness, the Kosher Nostra pulls him right back into his comfy cuddle zone.
There are other ways the Kosher Nostra operate besides feeding disinformation platitudes to a weak-willed audience. They declare certain topics forbidden and assassinate the character of those who would broach those topics. They use their social and economic privilege to pressure information and financial gatekeepers to silence and pauperize dissidents to their anti-White orthodoxy. They leverage their judicial over-representation to institute an anarcho-tyranny which severely punishes minor infractions committed by White Christians while protecting those who commit major crimes in service to their anti-White agenda.
Dionysus comments,
Kosher Nostra is great term. What the west has gone through over the last 70 odd years is nothing less than history’s largest protection racket writ large. Payments are made in submission to foreign ideologies and threats are made through either the courts or the possible public airing of accusations loaded with terms the normies have been indoctrinated to react to like pavlov’s dogs.
(Notice none of the force used is direct)
The Kosher Nostra is very similar to the Cosa Nostra in how it deals with its enemies and wagon circles when attacked. The only difference between the clannish, criminal groups is level of sophistication; it’s a difference of degree rather than of kind.

From:  https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2019/03/31/kosher-nostra/

Dear Madame Zoltar




Madame Zoltar stayed too late last night watching election returns. 

Lent's Due

From The Shepherd Express:

by
I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? So listen, I’ve been pissing away a lot of time lately trying to figure the answer to what you could call a biological question; although, some might consider it a religious question, or perhaps even philosophical, what the fock.
The question is this: If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
The most thoughtful answer I can conjure as to why we still have monkeys and apes is that what and/or whom could the Republicans possibly rely on to constitute the so-called base of their focked-up anti-human party? Ba-ding!
Anyways, it’s come to my attention that there’s only a couple, three weeks remaining on Lent’s penitential calendar before the big Easter Sunday shebang, and as a longtime Catholic of the lapsed order I have yet to decide what I ought to give up and forego for the Lenten season—until right now. The best I can come up with at this rather late date is to faithfully give up and fast from the luxury of completing this goddamn essay, praise the lord. Done and done.
Yes sir, I’m praying that such a pious lack of effort on my part might even be good enough to knock off a couple, three hundred years from the holy ghastly total purgatory time I’m sure I’m sentenced to serve ’til I get sprung to heaven where I just might check into filling out an angel application, what the fock.
I’ll tell you what sucks, though, and that would be our Catholic prisoners locked up in the hoosegow for this-and-that during their stay on our earthly Earth. Imagine you finally served your time and get released from the big house and you’re walking across the street to enjoy your first ice-cold bottled beer in twenty-focking-five years and you get hit by a bus. Next thing you know, you wake up in purgatory where you’re scheduled to spend the next 3,000 years with nothing to wear but a soiled pair of BVDs chock-full of hot coals whilst getting bare-backed whipped 24/7. Yeah, that would blow big time, ain’a?
So before I go, it occurs to me that you’s may have some kids and/or grandkids coming by your place on the Easter Sunday. And these katzenjammers may wonder why the fock they’ve got to go searching for baskets and/or eggs instead of simply being handed the booty. Well, here’s the story you can pass over to them, in case you’ve forgotten. It may be in the Bible, although I can’t say for sure since I never ever did get all the way through that so-called good book:
After the Roman soldiers took Christ off the cross, they chose a couple flunkies to guard the cave where they’d put the body. Well sir, these two goofballs got good and bored from guarding a dead guy so they went into town to enjoy a couple, three cocktails. The next morning, they made a routine check of the cave and the first thing they said was, “Jesus H. Christ! This cave’s empty,” not realizing that by this time Jesus had been resurrected up to heaven. They thought somebody had snatched the body and hid it somewheres else, but they couldn’t very well ask other soldiers to help ’cause they knew they were in hot water.
So they asked a bunch of kids who were hanging around to help search. Natch’, they didn’t find the Lord but the kids got a big charge from all the excitement anyways. The next year on the same day, the parents sent the kids out to look for Jesus again, if only to embarrass the Romans for losing or misplacing such a hot-shot like Christ. The years came and went and eventually parents decided to hide little candies and eggs around the town to find ’cause they thought it would be more fun for the kids than looking for a dead body.
Okey-doke. If the kids were bored with that story, they might more enjoy the following:
Br’er Bear and the Easter Bunny were taking a dump in the woods. Br’er Bear looked over to the Easter Bunny and asked: “Mr. Easter Bunny, do you ever have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?” And the Easter Bunny replied: “Why no, Br’er Bear, I most certainly do not.” So Br’er Bear wiped his gargantuan ass with the Easter Bunny, and all was right in the world. Ba-ding!
In conclusion, I say screw these religious holidays and religions with their hand in your pockets all the time. A Trinity? Fock. I got your “Trinity” right here: Good deeds, kind words and let a smile be your umbrella. Hallelujah jubilee, ’cause I’m Art Kumbalek and I told you so.

Milwaukee parking enforcement officer stabbed in early morning confrontation

From JSOnline:

, Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Published 7:41 a.m. CT April 2, 2019 | Updated 9:14 a.m. CT April 2, 2019


Shay's Rebellion!

On this day in 1786, a popular uprising began in Massachusetts. Shays’ 
Rebellion was one of several critical events that led to the calling 
of a Constitutional Convention the following year in Philadelphia. 
 
Daniel Shays, a former Continental Army captain, led a group of upset 
western Massachusetts residents that clashed with the state government 
over the forgiveness of wartime debt and high taxes. In some cases, 
Army veterans who had never received pay for their service saw their 
property seized. 
 
On September 2, 1786, Massachusetts Governor James Bowdoin issued a 
proclamation recapping the scene on August 29, when Shays’ group 
arrived at the Court of Common Pleas in Northampton. 
 
“A large concourse of people, from several parts of that county, 
assembled at the Court-House…many of whom were armed with guns, 
swords, and other deadly weapons, and with drums beating and fifes 
playing, in contempt and open defiance of the authority of this 
Government, did, by their threats of violence and keeping possession 
of the Court-House until twelve o’clock on the night of the same day,” 
said Bowdoin. 
 
Bowdoin called on “all Judges, Justices, Sheriffs, Constables, and 
other officers, civil and military, within this Commonwealth, to 
prevent and suppress all such violent and riotous proceedings.” He 
also appealed to the residents of the Commonwealth to “aid and assist 
with their utmost efforts the aforesaid officers, and to unite in 
preventing and suppressing all such treasonable proceedings.” 
 
The protesters also seized several other local courts after the state 
government refused to consider debt-relief provisions. Shays then led 
a force of about 1,500 men in an attempted raid of the Springfield 
armory on January 26, 1787. The group was intercepted on the day 
before its planned attack; four protestors died in a brief conflict 
with the militia and the group dispersed. 
 
The tax protest showed the federal government, under the Articles of 
Confederation, couldn’t put down an internal rebellion. It had to rely 
on a state militia led by General Benjamin Lincoln and sponsored by 
private business people. With no money, the central government 
couldn't act to protect a “perpetual union” guaranteed by the 
Articles. 
 
https://constitutioncenter.org/blog/on-this-day-shays-rebellion-starts-in-massachusetts 
 
And... 
 
https://youtu.be/YOR9O9mUObE 
 

ASK ME WHY I LOVE RACINE!



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Time so send the Butterball Turkey who Rules Ratcine – back to Brooklyn, NY


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Nothing changes if nothing changes.

You know what to do on April 2 – Get out and VOTE! And send the Masons back to Brooklyn, NY!

 




From: https://arrestrecordsofracinewipublicofficials.wordpress.com/2019/03/31/ask-me-why-i-love-racine

Sunday, March 31, 2019

Zuckerberg backs stronger Internet privacy and election laws: 'We need a more active role for governments'

Saul Loeb | AFP | Getty Images
Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg arrives to testify following a break during a Senate Commerce, Science and Transportation Committee and Senate Judiciary Committee joint hearing about Facebook on Capitol Hill in Washington, DC.

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg on Saturday called for governments to play a greater role in regulating the Internet, citing four areas where he believes better rules are needed.

Zuckerberg said new regulations are needed to protect society from harmful content, ensure election integrity, protect people's privacy and to guarantee data portability.

Facebook has faced a torrent of public criticism over its handling of Russian intervention in the 2016 U.S. presidential election and its policies on hate speech that many governments and users consider too lax. At the same time, conservative lawmakers in the U.S. have accused Facebook of political bias and censorship.

Zuckerberg proposed regulating harmful content by setting up independent bodies to set standards for what is considered terrorist propaganda and hate speech and is therefore prohibited.

"Internet companies should be accountable for enforcing standards on harmful content," Zuckerberg said. "It's impossible to remove all harmful content from the internet, but when people use dozens of different sharing services — all with their own policies and processes — we need a more standardized approach."



Read more: https://www.cnbc.com/2019/03/30/mark-zuckerberg-calls-for-tighter-internet-regulations-we-need-a-more-active-role-for-governments.html


No, we do NOT need more government regulation and oversight of the internet.  Everything the government touches it fucks up.  Keep your corrupt hands off of the internet!