These three old guys were discussing who they would like to have sex with. 1st one s aid he wanted Sophia Loren, the second one said he would choose Marilyn Monroe. The 3rd guy said he wanted Virginia Pipeline (pronounced Pepalinee). The other two said who is that. 3rd guy s aid there was a big newspaper article about her and he pulls out a clipping which said "100 MEN DIED LAYING VIRGINIA PIPE LINE"
Another food for thought...A woman was driving in Mexico, put her left turn signal on and proceded to turn. The car behind her tried to pass her on the left and crashed into her. SHE got the ticket. Why you ask...because in Mexico the left turn signal tells the vehicle behind you it's ok to pass me. NOT that I am turning. I guess if you are going to turn you just do it. No signal.
Eric Marcus is still collecting signatures for his nomination. You can visit my site to download the form, even 1 signature helps! They can be dropped off at Gus's Gyros on Douglas and Goold or Woofdorf Astoria 1308 18th Street. I also posted his cell number in case you cannot drop signatures off he'll be more than happy to pick them up
Lots more people here than there were last week. The week between Christmas and New Year's is always quiet here and it seems there is always something I need to do so I can't take it off. Oh well, I get my vacation starting Thursday for the Disney Marathon!
"The first Monday of the year. Let's make it a good one."
ReplyDeleteYes, please, let's do.
agreed, so happy I have a short day today!
ReplyDeleteLet's hope that today is the beginning of the rest of our lives. I'm such a smart-ass sometimes.
ReplyDeleteGood luck to a special friend today. I'll be thinking about ya.
Happy first Monday of the first year of the second decade of the 21st century.
ReplyDeleteThese three old guys were discussing who they would like to have sex with. 1st one s aid he wanted Sophia Loren, the second one said he would choose Marilyn Monroe. The 3rd guy said he wanted Virginia Pipeline (pronounced Pepalinee). The other two said who is that. 3rd guy s aid there was a big newspaper article about her and he pulls out a clipping which said "100 MEN DIED LAYING VIRGINIA PIPE LINE"
ReplyDeleteAnother food for thought...A woman was driving in Mexico, put her left turn signal on and proceded to turn. The car behind her tried to pass her on the left and crashed into her. SHE got the ticket. Why you ask...because in Mexico the left turn signal tells the vehicle behind you it's ok to pass me. NOT that I am turning. I guess if you are going to turn you just do it. No signal.
ReplyDeletePACKERS ARE IN!!! Now that's something to get excited about with Monday!
ReplyDeleteI’m hoping 2011 will be pain free, both emotional and physical for all JTI Bloggers and Friends!
ReplyDelete......SER
I predict 2011 will be the year of the Irregular!
ReplyDeleteDay off today..tomorrow back off to Hell..
ReplyDeleteEric Marcus is still collecting signatures for his nomination. You can visit my site to download the form, even 1 signature helps! They can be dropped off at Gus's Gyros on Douglas and Goold or Woofdorf Astoria 1308 18th Street. I also posted his cell number in case you cannot drop signatures off he'll be more than happy to pick them up
ReplyDeleteLots more people here than there were last week. The week between Christmas and New Year's is always quiet here and it seems there is always something I need to do so I can't take it off. Oh well, I get my vacation starting Thursday for the Disney Marathon!
ReplyDeleteSomehow, I have survived thus far. God either loves me or hates me - I'm still not sure which.
ReplyDeleteI endorse Racine Uncovered's site and I endorse Eric Marcus for Mayor.
I also endorse Sassa's jokes.
And I endorse love, peace, and joy for the entire world.
ReplyDeleteLove, peace and GOOD HEALTH to all of you....
ReplyDeleteOkay, enough of the hand-holding, kumbaya.... It is January 4, time to get back to the sarcasm!
ReplyDeleteHoly Shit...I thought we were back in the 60's for a minute there.
ReplyDeleteWho’s Marcus, he isn’t the guy who owns the movie theaters is he?