Dear friends and family:
As you all know, my undergraduate degree is in Nuclear Physics, and my Masters and Ph. D. degrees are in Particle Physics.
Given the above, I thought I had an obligation to address the issue of radiation from the Japanese disaster spreading around the world.
With all the fear of radiation fallout from Japan I thought it might be useful to tell you about a cheap, effective, homemade radiation tester you can easily assemble and rely upon.
Just follow these simple instructions:
OPEN A BAG OF ORVILLE REDENBACHER MICROWAVE POPCORN.
LEAVE IT ON YOUR KITCHEN COUNTER.
IF IT STARTS POPPING, YOU'RE SCREWED!
Ser.... you are on a roll, my friend, keep em coming I need some new material.
ReplyDeleteBut at least we'll have popcorn to eat before we light up like glow-in-the-dark toys.
ReplyDeleteI'm still waiting for Godzilla to come ashore.
ReplyDeleteGeee.... just kick me. I was scrolling and reading, waiting to see hale's name at the bottom of the blog. SER, you rascal!
ReplyDeletekk, me too....SER, you just love jerking us around! Have a great day, all.
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