1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
7. In California , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
8. What was the President's Name in 1975?
9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
1. Johnny
ReplyDelete2. Meat
3. Mt. Everest
4. None
5. Wrong
6. He Is from Australia
7. Wooden legs don't take pictures
8. Gerald Ford
9. 2nd place
10. "The yolk of the egg are white"
11. All of them
Cute... Here's another one. If a plane crashed on the border of U.S. and Mexico, where would they bury the survivors?
ReplyDeleteI used to have a whole sheet of these. I used them in class to keep kids minds busy when they finished their assignments early.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't the answer to #11 be 1? If he combined them, he'd have one big haystack.
Oh, and #10, they yolks are yellow. Duh.
ReplyDeleteDamn trick questions.
ReplyDeleteDid you know that nobody living In Racine Is buried In Calvery Memorial Cemetary?
ReplyDeleteHooray...I got all but #7. I got one...How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky? Louisville or louieville?
ReplyDeleteAnswer..It's pronounced Frankfort
Good one, anon.
ReplyDeleteToad, my mom always told me that they have to build fences around cemeteries because people are just dying to get in. (ba-dum-ching)
Let me chime in...
ReplyDeleteThis girl said she recognized me from a vegetarian club, but I told her I had never met herbivore.
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
If anyone needs to build an ark, I Noah guy.
That's it, I'm outa here.
Jed, Good stuff.
ReplyDeleteKK, My Mother-In-Law pulled that Cemetery (thanks) one on me In Stevens Point. She was VERY old at the time, and we all laughed our asses off. She had NEVER said anything funny before that. It was truly a treat.
Here is a tough one...
ReplyDeleteI left my campsite and hiked south for 3 miles. Turned east and hiked for 3 miles. Then turned north and hiked for 3 miles, at which time I came upon a bear inside my tent eating my food!
What color was the bear?
I don't know what color the bear was... this is why you should not go camping, you got lost and went to somebody else camp and thought the bear was eating your food.
ReplyDeleteGo to a hotel on the beach with chaise lounges and flags you can raise up, to have a waitress get you drinks with umbrellas in them and hot wings and Reuben sandwiches.
can't tell what color you're still 3 miles away
ReplyDeleteoh no, can't tell he is inside your tent
ReplyDeleteNope!
ReplyDeleteThe only place you can hike 3 miles south, then east for 3 miles, then north for 3 miles and end up back at your starting point is the North Pole. There are only polar bears in the north pole, and they are white!
Jed, sounds lovely. You can keep the reubens and the hot wings, but I'll have a couple of those mini umbrella beverages :)
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