Sunday, February 24, 2013

Useless Information



Did you Know:

A jar of Vaseline is sold every 39 seconds.

14 comments:

  1. What kind of person would make a study of this anyways? WTF.

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  2. Did you know.... that using Vaseline in private places is not a good thing? Because it is petroleum based, it does not break down, and can be damaging to sensitive skin. A water based lubricant, like KY is what is recommended. Just saying, not that I have any personal experience....

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  3. Oh no...kk..none of us would EVER think that!

    Butt...hahah...I said butt
    it also breaks down latex products..and plastics...why ruin a perfectly good BOB before it's time? NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW OR CARE...JUST SAYIN'

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  4. What are you talking about, BLB? I was talking about squeaky bathroom door hinges! ;>

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  5. KK... then why is there sensative skin on your door hinges...just askin' ?????

    AHHHH NO... I do not REALLY want to know.

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  6. I can't remember why, but Diana Nyad, who has tried to swim to Cuba several times, covers her body with Vaseline to protect her from something, I don't remember? She must have to use "Dawn" to get It off?

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  7. Toad, could it be jellyfish stings?

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  8. Toad, maybe it cuts back on friction, making her slipperier in the water? Or maybe for insulation from the cold?

    With all the cornholing going on around here, I'm not surprised that so much Vaseline is sold.

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  9. I think the German name for Vaseline is “veinnerslider”

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  10. I think it was jelly fish stings.

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  11. There are people who actually taste test Vaseline. I suppose when they take a poop, it come zipping out like a torpedo…

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  12. SER, Your hanging right In there with that one.

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  13. GOILS, I thinks It was Jellyfish?

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