1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole's name.
3. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
4. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
5. Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one, when he was shot by the woman's husband
Pretty good rules.
ReplyDeleteNeither alcohol nor milk may solve problems, but guess which one causes problems?
Swag answer to Orbs question
ReplyDeleteMILK
GOT MILK?