You be bad, darn funny though.
Truly an optimist.
When I was young and in my prime .............
Oh no Legal, you're not one of those guy who,"When I was young I could drive a 6" spike through a plank with mine"Laugh'in
Some women have high standards.
Oh... so now it is our fault, DodgeBoy? lol
That reminds me of how to tell when men are lying. It is when you see their lips moving.BTW...Men do too get PMS: Penis Malfunction Syndrome. Pre-Middle aged Syndrome. Post Macho Syndrome. What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat? Divorce him.
Not your fault KK, it's a line from the movie Real Genius. Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you - or, more to the point, *to* you - just let me know. Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis? Chris Knight: Not right now. Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.
You be bad, darn funny though.
ReplyDeleteTruly an optimist.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was young and in my prime .............
ReplyDeleteOh no Legal, you're not one of those guy who,
ReplyDelete"When I was young I could drive a 6" spike through a plank with mine"
Laugh'in
Some women have high standards.
ReplyDeleteOh... so now it is our fault, DodgeBoy? lol
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me of how to tell when men are lying. It is when you see their lips moving.
ReplyDeleteBTW...Men do too get PMS:
Penis Malfunction Syndrome.
Pre-Middle aged Syndrome.
Post Macho Syndrome.
What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat?
Divorce him.
Not your fault KK, it's a line from the movie Real Genius.
ReplyDeleteChris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you - or, more to the point, *to* you - just let me know.
Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.