Thursday, April 12, 2018

"Sex Robots That Can Cook, Clean Efficiently Will Be Available By 2019"


Every man's dream.

2 comments:

  1. But the government imposed taxes upon their labor will make them unaffordable to the average Man.

    LOL!

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  2. Here's your answer (and score) Orbs -

    -19 to -15: You actively repulse girls. Your kind will usher forth the sexbot revolution.

    Well Orbs - how did ya score....

    https://heartiste.wordpress.com/dating-market-value-test-for-men/

    There are 26 points to earn or lose based on the questions asked. The scoring breaks down as follows:

    -26: Why are you still alive?
    -25 to -20: You’re an omega. Celibacy has its charms.
    -19 to -15: You actively repulse girls. Your kind will usher forth the sexbot revolution.
    -14 to -10: You’re always getted foisted onto the warpigs.
    -9 to 0: Lesser beta. You don’t immediately disgust girls; they just don’t notice you. With much painful effort you can redeem yourself.
    1 to 9: Classic beta. You catch some girls’ eyes, usually the ones you don’t want. Try not to make fatty fucking a lifestyle.
    10 to 14: A few attractive girls in the bar will be intrigued by your presence. But you need game to close the deal.
    15 to 19: Congrats, you have crossed the alpha Rubicon. A lot of cute girls will be pleased when you hit on them. But you can still fuck up by being yourself.
    20 to 25: You’re a natural. Many hot girls check you out and forgive your occasional pickup blunders. You always have a look of sexual satisfaction on your face.
    26: Super Alpha. Booty sticks to you like bird shit on car roofs.

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