Tuesday, August 16, 2011

"Man shoots his own penis"




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13 comments:

  1. OKIEAugust 16, 2011 at 10:41 AM

    I wonder, does this mean he won't have to "turn your head a cough" anymore? I'm bad.

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  2. ToadAugust 16, 2011 at 11:19 AM

    It probably cut and cauterized at the same time. He will need more than Viagra after this.

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  3. OKIEAugust 16, 2011 at 11:38 AM

    Sheesh, I meant, "turn your head AND cough".

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  4. OrbsCorbsAugust 16, 2011 at 11:53 AM

    He should pack his pink pistol pee-pee popper somewhere else.

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  5. jedwisAugust 16, 2011 at 1:23 PM

    This reminds me of a Seinfeld episode called " The Bris" lol

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  6. AnonymousAugust 16, 2011 at 3:41 PM

    His girlfriend....pink pistol....reaching in has pants......He probably wouldn't have hit anything if he wasn't thinking about his girl friend (if you know what I mean).

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  7. lizardmomAugust 16, 2011 at 5:18 PM

    'not tonite honey...'
    wow... LOL LJ!!!

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  8. SERAugust 16, 2011 at 6:09 PM

    He can change his name to "Peter Gun"

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  9. ToadAugust 16, 2011 at 7:49 PM

    SER, Priceless

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  10. AnonymousAugust 16, 2011 at 8:24 PM

    Can you imagine this telephone conversation between this guy and his doctor...."Hey doc. You know that vasectomy I was schedule for next week?....Cancel it."

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  11. SERAugust 16, 2011 at 11:52 PM

    Hey Toad, maybe if they stick a garden hose in his ass, lay him on his back and use him for a lawn sprinkler!!!

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  12. OrbsCorbsAugust 17, 2011 at 12:38 AM

    SER!!! Too good with the Peter Gun joke, and then this.

    How will the guy ever live it down?

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  13. hale-boppAugust 17, 2011 at 1:09 PM

    Damn you...now I have the Peter Gunn theme stuck in my head and it has a whole new set of connotations to go with it!

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