Sunday, August 23, 2009

Implants have serial numbers?

Jennifer Fiores was murdered presumably by her millionair husband. This gold digger had a whirl wind courtship by a reality TV star and quick annulment right after. Whoever murdered her, cut off her fingers, and pulled her teeth to stimy identification. The cops had no trouble though.


"Her teeth had been pulled out and her fingers cut off, apparently to impede her identification. Investigators used the serial numbers on her breast implants to identify her, said Farrah Emami, spokeswoman for the Orange County district attorney's office."

9 comments:

  1. They have serial numbers so that you don't get fake fake boobs.

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  2. NO orbs, Uh-uh! I'm fairly certain they are marked because women were having medical issues and suing over leakage, etc. I think all devices (knees, etc) that are implanted have serial numbers now for tracking purposes.

    You have to hope this bastard asked her to get those implants and that he paid for them. Sweet irony.

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  3. I'm actually very thin, but I had a belly implant to fit in with the majority of Americans.

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  4. I think the Government forced serial numbers so they can use it against women in the future as part of the new health care bill. LOL

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  5. I just read that Ryan Jenkins was found dead of an apparent suicide in a hotel room in Vancouver. Pretty sick story. How can someone's life get so &%*&'ed up?

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  6. I'd like to know what she was doing with him anyway. From what I understand she was texting her boyfriend while with this nut case.
    I knew they had serial numbers on fake boobs only because I watch too much CSI.

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  7. So, if one were to have a penile implant (hypothetically speaking), there would be a serial number on that, too?

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  8. {hypothetically speaking}, orbs. Don't stand too close to the supermarket scanners.... ;>

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