As the Global Warming Summit in Copenhagen gets ready to kick off, we get word that Mayor Ritt Bjerraard has sent out postcards to Copenhagen hotels asking them not to arrange prostitutes for conference attendees.
The girls will not be given the cold shoulder quite so easily, however. In an effort to turn up the heat, they are now offering free sex to anyone who can produce the conference ID and one of the postcards.
Rumor is that negotiations will bog down and make this a VERY LONG meeting!
No wonder the people of Denmark report the most happiness. Speaking of heat....I bet those conference ID's will be hot commodities.
ReplyDeleteHey Waldo, do I see you in Chicago?
ReplyDeleteCounterfeiting those postcards and IDs could be profitable, too.
ReplyDeleteNope, not in Chicago...I would have let you know and snuck up for a day or evening. Just got back from a couple of days in Phoenix.
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