It's time to buy and receive more stuff we don't need? Oh, goody. In lieu of gifts this year, I'm making a donation to the Human Fund. (a little Seinfeld reference for jed)
I already gave to the Human Fund. They better not be donating to Dickert.
Soon parents will be bringing their children to meet Pumpkin-Headed Turkey Claus. I think he's the perfect representative for that special time of year, OctoNovemCember. Squash it all together and get it the hell done with. He should give out flu shots, too.
Wow, Just thinking about the Holiday's makes me want to go take another anti-depressent.
ReplyDeleteIt's time to buy and receive more stuff we don't need? Oh, goody. In lieu of gifts this year, I'm making a donation to the Human Fund. (a little Seinfeld reference for jed)
ReplyDeleteI already gave to the Human Fund. They better not be donating to Dickert.
ReplyDeleteSoon parents will be bringing their children to meet Pumpkin-Headed Turkey Claus. I think he's the perfect representative for that special time of year, OctoNovemCember. Squash it all together and get it the hell done with. He should give out flu shots, too.