Orbs - you could do spots showing you eating one of your favorite hot dogs or possibly a Kewpees. I'd watch. I wouldn't eat as much as this girl or you will be in serious weight trouble.
Does she eat all the food that is shown? There's enough there for a family of 6.
Thanks, Mary. Maybe I'll start Orbs' Rants - people can watch me eat online as I lose my temper spewing about lying John and his pals. Food thrown all over the place and me screaming at the webcam, "Lying John! Two-Faced Tommy! Armageddon! Arrgh!"
Orbs, I think you're on to something! For a nominal fee, people can engage in a virtual food fight with you! Sounds like great fun (as long as I don't have to clean it up :) )
OK Orbs, you can train customers online in the art of anger management.
ReplyDeleteIf that doesn't work, try teaching government ethics
Ouch. You got me there.
ReplyDeleteOrbs - you could do spots showing you eating one of your favorite hot dogs or possibly a Kewpees. I'd watch.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't eat as much as this girl or you will be in serious weight trouble.
I find it sad that so many people watch because they are lonely, eating alone.
ReplyDeleteI heard a comedian say that The Food Network is like porn for fatties.
Seinfeld said that the bill should come before the meal... "I'm not buying this food, I'm full!"
Does she eat all the food that is shown? There's enough there for a family of 6.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Mary. Maybe I'll start Orbs' Rants - people can watch me eat online as I lose my temper spewing about lying John and his pals. Food thrown all over the place and me screaming at the webcam, "Lying John! Two-Faced Tommy! Armageddon! Arrgh!"
Orbs, I think you're on to something! For a nominal fee, people can engage in a virtual food fight with you! Sounds like great fun (as long as I don't have to clean it up :) )
ReplyDeleteit's got to cost her a ton of money for all that food.'
ReplyDeleteshe just sit in front of the computer on a toilet...!! In one end out the other...
Orbs, you cannot rant while your eating. You'd be wasting good food. Who knows, maybe you would get a discount for promoting them.
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