A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the woman behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULLOVER!
"NO," the woman yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
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Ser...didn't you forget to include "dumb ass" after the word "scarf"?
Good jokes....keep 'em up and you will sure as hell get banned!
I prefer "twin sets"
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