"I have outlived
my pecker."
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my pride and joy,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the friggin thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my pride and joy,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the friggin thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!
Sounds like his pecker is puckered out.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget, If It lasts for more than four hours, call your Doctor. SHE will be happy to help you.
ReplyDeleteJeff Foxworthy said if the four hour "problem" happened to him, he would put his hospital gown on backwards and walk up and down the hospital corridors. {smiling}
ReplyDeletelonger then 4 hours he would be a hero
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