It's Sad, But As I Get Older, I Think Differently

After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at Hooter's to see some friends and have some hot Wings and ice tea.

 

After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

 

I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators". I'm old, I'm tired, and I pee a lot