Saturday, April 14, 2018

"Articles and Advice on Lying, Infidelity, and Cheating Spouses"


OrbsCorbs said...

Where was the internet 28 years ago?

TSE said...

Don't be such a Cuck -

*ASSHOLES* Win, Nice Guys Lose.

Take the test!

Here is a system for determining your dating market value if you are a man. Dating market value is a measurement of how you stack up against other men in the competition for attracting female interest. Be honest with yourself taking this survey. It will give you a fairly accurate assessment of the quality and number of women you are capable of attracting for a sexual relationship. Girls, you may take this quiz for your boyfriends to see if you are slumming it or about to be cheated on.

OK - can we agree that you are a *LOSER* with Women.

Check out some Alice Cooper - HEY - it's your life!

Alice Cooper - Welcome to My Nightmare/Cold Ethyl/Poison Live

Now Man Up and change your game....

The Sixteen Commandments Of Poon

Then step it up from being stuck in the "Friend Zone" to Alpha Male, learn how:

TSE said...

Well Orbs - how did ya score....

There are 26 points to earn or lose based on the questions asked. The scoring breaks down as follows:

-26: Why are you still alive?
-25 to -20: You’re an omega. Celibacy has its charms.
-19 to -15: You actively repulse girls. Your kind will usher forth the sexbot revolution.
-14 to -10: You’re always getted foisted onto the warpigs.
-9 to 0: Lesser beta. You don’t immediately disgust girls; they just don’t notice you. With much painful effort you can redeem yourself.
1 to 9: Classic beta. You catch some girls’ eyes, usually the ones you don’t want. Try not to make fatty fucking a lifestyle.
10 to 14: A few attractive girls in the bar will be intrigued by your presence. But you need game to close the deal.
15 to 19: Congrats, you have crossed the alpha Rubicon. A lot of cute girls will be pleased when you hit on them. But you can still fuck up by being yourself.
20 to 25: You’re a natural. Many hot girls check you out and forgive your occasional pickup blunders. You always have a look of sexual satisfaction on your face.
26: Super Alpha. Booty sticks to you like bird shit on car roofs.

OrbsCorbs said...

But i am a cuckold, many times over.

My score was 0.

I'll stick with the internet and Coca-Cola or coffee.

Shortly after moving out, she invited me to her new place. It was awkward and full of "pregnant pauses." So I started to head out and then she told me why I was there. She told me that she'd slept with Larry, my best friend. I think she was expecting a meltdown. I thought, "Who among my friends would I prefer bang Val? Why, Larry, of course." I smiled and said, "OK." I never told him that I knew.