Saturday, March 3, 2018


Years ago, when I was living in the apartment before this one, I went out to the garage one day and tried to start my car.  I was out of gas.  How is that possible?  I mean, I backed into my parking space and felt nothing different when turning it off.  The next day, I got in it and it turned over and over.  A neighbor let me use his SUV to get some gas.

Earlier this week, my truck ran out of gas as I parked, I guess, because it was parked perfectly, but wouldn't start the next day.

How is it possible to twice run out of gas just as you are finishing parking?  How is it possible even once?  It makes me feel like there's some sort of voodoo involved.

It's terribly convenient running out of gas at home.  If no one can help you right away, put in a DVD and relax. 


legal stranger said...

more like somebody siphoned your gas out

OrbsCorbs said...

I've got a locking cap, but they are having a problem with that. In fact, they're having numerous problems with the parking garage.

I don't understand why surveillance video is always so crappy. I was here when they installed it. Miles of co-ax in the false ceiling. So what fucking good is it if you can't make out the main characters.

TSE said...

Orbs is full of gas...

The Kinks - A Gallon Of Gas