Wednesday, September 11, 2019

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my loved ones!  How are you?  Well, I guess we can't complain about not getting enough rain anymore.  Too bad we didn't get it in August.  My tomatoes, though, did just fine. Señor Zanza took care of them.  We have a bountiful harvest.  Of course, almost everyone has home grown tomatoes this time of year.

Speaking of the time of year, don't mis the Micro Harvest Moon tonight.  Read more about it here:

Week one of the Irregular Fantasy Football League is over.  Here are the standings.  Click them to make them readable:

Unfortunately, I didn't do that well.  Even Mr. OrbsCorbs is above me.  Just wait till next week.  I'll murder the bums.  Oh, even though I'm a psychic, I don't use my powers in this game.  At least, not yet.  Ha-ha.

The nonsense continues at Racine's City Hall.  Now they want to raise the deductibles and costs for those insured through the city.  They want to do it to "save money."  If they really wanted to save money, they would stop spending millions of dollars on debacles like Machinery Row and spending more money on studies and consultants.  And get rid of the city administrator's job, and cut Mayor Butterball Mason's many assistants.  The waste that comes from city hall is overpowering and illegal.  STOP wasting our money on garbage.  Fools and crooks, that's what city hall is full of.

How about that 73 year old woman who killed her 82 year old neighbor with a brick?  (  Oh my.  What has this world become?  When people in their seventies start murdering those in their eighties, it's time for something to be done.  By the way, bricks don't kill people, people kill people. Ahem.

The Journal Times has a story about a young man walking around North Beach in his pajamas with his genitals hanging out.  (  Stuff like this is becoming par for the course here.  Racine is full of deviants and criminals.  What a sad city.

I received an email from Mr. OrbsCorbs this week.  He complained about the traffic, both vehicular and human, near his home.  He said that during an intense thunderstorm yesterday morning, he was tailgated by a truck.  That truck turned off, only to be replaced by an even bigger truck tailgating him.  He also complained about the volume of cars.  What am I supposed to do about it?  I'm not a traffic cop.  I can put the Zoltar Curse on a bad driver, but I must be present to do it.  I'm not showing up there in the predawn when he does his shopping.  Get a gun, Mr. OrbsCorbs, and wave it around at the other drivers.  You'll either get shot or arrested, or both.  Then you won't have to worry about traffic.

Today is the 18th anniversary of 9/11.  Be sure to say a prayer for all of those who perished in that tragic incident.

That's it, my dears.  Enjoy the warm weather while we have it.  Of course, the overall trend in temperatures will be downward.  Fall is beautiful, but it can be brisk.

Be kind and respectful to each other.  It's the only way to change this world.  I love you all.
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