"Nana retires as Hide N Seek champion"

From The Lonely Libertarian :

"Posted by hiswiserangel at 5:33 AM"

Read more:  http://hopelesslysane.blogspot.com/2016/02/nana-retires-as-hide-n-seek-champion.html

"Don't know why, but I want one"

From The Lonely Libertarian :

 http://hopelesslysane.blogspot.com/2015/11/dont-know-why-but-i-want-one.html

Me want, too!  I'm an old VW fan.  I've owned a few beetles, but never a micro-bus.  I believe the old style VWs are still in production in other countries. 

"Yep, still giggling"

From The Lonely Libertarian :

"As a proud recipient of a Master of Arts degree,

I'm very well aware that, after a few drinks,

it becomes Master of Farts".

 

"Posted by hiswiserangel at 1:17 PM"  

Read more: http://hopelesslysane.blogspot.com/2015/10/yep-still-giggling.html

 

 

Where's Why Not?  She likes fart jokes.

"The C part of OCD"

From The Lonely Libertarian :

"I can't leave bubble wrap alone. When I get something in the mail that's wrapped in bubble wrap, I carefully set it aside, tingling in anticipation. I inspect the items received. Carefully put them away. And then I sit down with my compulsion. My bubble wrap. My Precious.

"And now the O part of OCD. People who pop the bubbles all willy nilly drive me up the fucking wall. You must pop them in order, right to left, top to bottom. And you can't stop me. No, sorry, I don't care what it is you think you want or need from me, I'm not done popping bubbles. Go away."

http://hopelesslysane.blogspot.com/2015/10/the-c-part-of-ocd.html


Lizardmom, these are made for you.

"Yes, women are descended from cats"

From The Lonely Libertarian :

"Posted by hiswiserangel at 9:34 AM 3 comments:"

http://hopelesslysane.blogspot.com/2015/09/yes-women-are-descended-from-cats.html 

"A cold day in Hell"

From The Lonely Libertarian :

"before I upgrade to Windows 10. I miss 7. 

8 sucks monkey balls. But no fucking way I'm switching to 10."

 "Posted by hiswiserangel at 2:23 PM"

 http://hopelesslysane.blogspot.com/2015/09/a-cold-day-in-hell.html

I'm still very happy with XP. 

"This explains a lot"

From The Lonely Libertarian :

http://hopelesslysane.blogspot.com/2015/08/this-explains-lot.html

That's right.  Dogs are angels.  Cats, too, and lizards and whatever other pets we have.

"If the Titanic sank today"

From The Lonely Libertarian :

http://hopelesslysane.blogspot.com/2015/08/if-titanic-sank-today.html

Ain't it the truth?

"Stuck in the middle with you"

From The Lonely Libertarian :

"Admit it.

You just sang that.

And now it's stuck in your head forever.

You're welcome."

 http://hopelesslysane.blogspot.com/2015/08/stuck-in-middle-with-you.html

"A new dating profile pic showing her housekeeping skills?"

From Knuckledraggin My Life Away:

That would be good for dusting the walls and knocking things over.

http://knuckledraggin.com/2015/07/a-new-dating-profile-pic-showing-her-housekeeping-skills/


From The Lonely Libertarian:

Yikes!

http://hopelesslysane.blogspot.com/2015/07/just-when-you-thought-i-couldnt-sink.html

"The Sloth is my Spirit Animal"

From The Lonely Libertarian :

I'm the sloth, too.

"What could go wrong?"

From The Lonely Libertarian :

 http://hopelesslysane.blogspot.com/2015/06/what-could-go-wrong.html

"Questionably moist"

From The Lonely Libertarian :

 http://hopelesslysane.blogspot.com/2015/06/questionably-moist.html


When I managed the auto repair shop in Chicago, on a hot summer's day a heavy set woman paid by pulling bills out of the middle of her bra.  The currency was moist, but, what the hell, money is money. 

"Dear Abby's on fire"

From The Lonely Libertarian :

http://hopelesslysane.blogspot.com/2015/05/dear-abbys-on-fire.html