Saturday, February 28, 2009

Pavement Picasso

Julian Beever is an English artist who's famous for his anamorphic art on the pavements of England, France, Germany, USA, Australia and Belgium. Beever gives an amazing illusion to his drawings, so that the objects appear to be three dimensional rather than flat as they actually are.
"My art is for anybody, it's for people who wouldn't go into an art gallery. It's art for the people."

"Art shouldn't be locked away in galleries and libraries and books. Art should be for everybody and not just art buffs, historians and so-called experts."


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More photos at Side walk Art

Porn in the U.S.A.

I think it's time to spice things up here...a new study published in the Journal of Economic Perspectives shows that states that are more conservative and religious also have higher rates of consumption of internet pornography (or at least are more likely to pay for it since the study is based on anonymous credit card receipts...guess liberals use Youporn or Xtube). Eight of the top 10 states for internet porn cast their lot with McCain in the 2008 election in terms of most subscriptions to porn sites among broadband internet users. Utah, Alaska and Missisippi come in as the top three (Hawaii is #4, so Obama girl must be active as well).

I will give a little creidt where it is due...they study also found that less online porn was consumed on Sundays, but people made up for it the rest of the week.

As for Wisconsin, they only listed the top 10 and bottom 10 and the Badger State made neither.

Guess it's true that The Internet is for Porn.

Just Another Beautiful Evening

Just a nice evening here...it was too cloudy to see Venus during the day, but was clearing around sunset.

Friday, February 27, 2009

An Old One Returns

Remember this one...move the red square without getting hit?

Another of the great time wasters........


“Red Square Game”

Another Good Chance to See Venus During the Day

I blogged this last month and the Moon is back serving as a useful pointer to find Venus during the day. You will need to wait until the Sun is high in the sky (Venus doens't rise until well after the Sun). The Moon is a thin three day old crescent which can be challenging to find in the day, but be patient. The Moon will be west of the Sun. Once you find the crescent Moon look slightly above and to the left of the Moon (for northern hemisphere observers) to find Venus. The chart below (click to embiggen) was made for Tucson, Arizon at 1:00pm local time.

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Venus will be slightly to the west of the Moon at 1:00pm, but the Moon moves about one Moon diameter per hour, so their relaive position may change depending on your time zone and what time you look (you can use Stellarium to make your own chart for your specific time and location).

Now a few tips. It is helpful if you can stand in a place where a building blocks the Sun from your view. Venus is best viewed when it hits the fovea, the most sensitive part in the center of your retina where we have the sharpest vision. Slowly scan around the Moon and have patience. Once you find it, you will be surprised you have never noticed it before.

With a little persistence, you can even photograph Venus during the day as Obrs showed us last month. I am at a meeting in Phoenix tomorrow, but am taking my camera and hope to give it a shot over lunch!

The Moon will be moving well to the west of Venus tomorrow. However, it is still possible to find Venus using the Moon as a guide...I will leave this challenge to you!

Reprinted with permission from the Half-Astrophysicst Blog.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Rock and Roll Revival

Welcome back,everybody! This week's blog features The Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies, a boogie jam band hailed from Nashville, Tennesse. They came into the music scene in 1994 with their self titled debut and released three more albums before going on haitus in 2002. To me what so usual about the band is it's name. I know, a name is a name,but can anybody come up with an irregular name for a rock band? It can be real or imaginary.

Comet Lulin Observing Report and Update

Well, it was finally nice and clear here in Tucson. I drove out to Saguaro National Park east (at the end of Speedway for those of you who know Tucson). Comet Lulin was visible naked eye as a small splotch. And here is a photo with Lulin outlined (click to ebmiggen).

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That is a reasonable approximation of how easy it is to see from a reasonable dark site. You can see it, but it doesn't jump out at you. I caught a plane as you can see (the streak toward the bottom of the picture).

Through my 20x80 binoculars on the other hand, WOW! The tail was very prominent and covered just under half the field of view (probably about 1.6 degrees roughly or a little over three times the size of the full Moon). Very nice view from a dark site.

There are still a few good chances to see it. You can find a finder chart at Sky and Telescope. Lulin is heading toward a close conjunction with Regulus on Friday night (the bright star almost directly above it in my picture). By Sunday night, the Moon starts to brighten the sky and will make observing difficult, so take advantage of the next few days.

Binoculars are enough to pick out the comet, but be sure to get as far away from bright lights as you can for the best view. It was definitely worth it tonight!

And one other thing I should point out is that Lulin is on a hyperbolic orbit. If you remember your high school math, hyperbolas never return to the same point twice...Lulin is making its one and only trip through the inner solar system. I am happy I was able to spend a little quality time with Lulin tonight.

Reprinted with permission from the Half-Astrophysicist Blog.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Drunk Guy Confuses Pants With His Shirt



Ever have one of those days?

The Galileoscope is Coming!

The Galileoscope is coming! This is a cornerstone project for the International Year of Astronomy (and, in the interest of disclosure, one I work on). The Galileoscope is a small, low cost, high optical quality telescope that anyone can build and recreate many of Galileo's famous observations. You can see craters on the Moon, the phases of Venus, the Galilean Moons of Jupiter and the rings of Saturn.

The telescope has a 50mm achromat lens with a 20mm eyepiece yielding a magnification of 25x and a nice big 1.5 degree field of view. A supplied 2x barlow lens can bump the magnification fo 50x. As an added bonus, you can use the Barlow lens as an eyepiece to construct a true Galilean telescope and see what Galileo had to work with (Galileo used a diverging lens for his eyepiece which is not the ideal configuration...and you can see why!) Or you can insert your own eyepiece as the holder accepts any standard 1.25" eyepeice. The included nut allows you to mount the telescope on any standard camera tripod. I posted a previous blog entry on my attempts at imaging with a Galileoscope.

The assembly is simple and requires no tools. The telescope can be put together and taken apart easily multiple times.

There are free educational materials available on the web site covering how telescopes work as well as how to osberve with the Galileoscope.

The Galileoscopes cost $15 plus shipping ($12.50 each if you order 100 or more, say for a school, astronomy club, or just get everyone on the block together to order them). I have been talking to a lot of people at meetings and there are some college professors who are making this a madatory item for their students in the fall.

When you order a Galileoscope, you have the option to donate one or more to underserved students around the world.

And there are a couple of Racine connections. Professor Doug Arion of Carthage College has been heavily involved in the design and the manufacturing partner is Merit Models of Racine.

Sorry if this sounds like a commercial. A lot of people have worked hard and put a lot of time into its development and I want to see a LOT of Galieoscopes out there!

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

From the "Just When You Thought Things Couldn't Get Any Weirder" Dept...

Octuplets mother offered $1M porn contract

"The Southern California mother of octuplets is being offered $1 million to star in hardcore porn.

"Vivid Entertainment spokeswoman Jackie Martin says the offer also promises a year of health insurance for Nadya Suleman and her 14 children."

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/02/25/state/n103410S81.DTL&tsp=1


Sometimes I'm ashamed of just being a member of the human race....

Australia's Gary Becker

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my cherry blossoms! How are you? Less than a week and March is already here. Can spring be far behind? Like many of you, I like to dig in the soil, too. It’s just that I prefer to do it at night.

Another candidate has thrown her hat into the ring for Racine’s mayor. And quite a circus ring it has become. In light of this information, and the barrage of misinformation that the other candidates will unleash on the unsuspecting public, I have decided to devote more of my blogging to my campaign for mayor.

First, to answer the obvious question, no, I do not believe that voting rights should be denied to those receiving public assistance. I am a strong believer in one man or woman, one vote. I also believe in one animal, one vote. They have to live here, too. And maybe one child, one half vote, but I’m not sure yet. I could work on that during my first term in office.

Second, I’d like to address the question of development in Racine, and whether I am for or against more development locally, and what kind of development I am for or against. To which my resounding response is: of course!

Third: crime. Fourth: against it.

Fifth, taxes, taxes, taxes. Whenever anyone raises the topic of taxes, I say, “No thanks, I’ve had enough.” I strongly believe that the city should use whatever resources it has at its disposal to generate revenue. Why haven’t we been selling bottled Racine Purified Water® all these years? ("Straight from the 'bubbler!'") Why doesn’t the city have its own lottery? Why don’t we have a floating casino in the harbor? That would get the marina and downtown hopping. Why aren’t there video poker machines in City Hall? Why doesn’t the city open its own payday loan stores, muscling the undesirables out of business? Why? Why? Why?

Sixth, education. No thanks, I’ve had enough.

Seventh, jobs, jobs, jobs. Please see my answer to Fifth, taxes, taxes, taxes.

Eighth, moral fortitude. I am Madame Zoltar, the blood that runs in my veins is semi-royal, and thus my character is almost above reproach.

Ninth, vision. Yes, daily, many.

Finally, tenth, where do I see myself 5 years from now? Ha, wouldn’t you like to know? I’ll tell you for 5 bucks.

Don’t forget to email your thoughts on the issues of the day as well as your personal quagmires to: madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com.

It is so wonderful to blog with you all again. I do love being a member of this site. Thank you for making me feel at home. I have made my personal blessing an extra added benefit of membership in the JT Irregulars. This is a limited time offer. Void where prohibited.

See you later, alligators.

Feel pretty bad about this

I had the audacity to hope an intelligent president would lead with some sort of... well... intelligence. I'm losing hope that the change I hoped for is going to happen. I don't want a liberal president. I don't want a conservative president. I want a fucking intelligent president that doesn't walk into a asshat machine sometime after he is elected and before he is inaugurated. McCain was supposed to have been Bush with a twist, but I'm thinking that's what we got in the end anyway. The audacity of hope is becoming just that. Something too audacious to believe in.

What kind of asshat puts us a trillion deeper in debt (and no matter which one had won, this would have happened) goes on and says he's going to halve our dependence on others? I think I'm going t0o drop out of reading what's happening. Nothing I say or do or think is going to change a speck of where we are headed.

Well, time for my own little head juke box.

Stuck in the past, but it was a good past.



and I always though it segued well into this song...





Well stop holding that thing and either light up or leave me alone....



And I was looking for Marshall Tucker Band's "Silver Dollar" but settled on just this without that one as an intro.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

"World Record" . . . Yeah, World Record for Insanity




I Googled "George Novak," but it's an extremely common name.

Pimp my Computer

If I had to pimp my computer,I'd want it to look something like this-

16 Year-Old "Madames" in Phoenix High School

"Marissa Wingate reports two 16-year-olds are accused of being teenaged madams and luring local high school students into becoming their prostitutes."

http://www.azfamily.com/video/newsat9-index.html?nvid=335252


Maybe it was a project for Junior Achievement.

Becker Going to Diz Nee Land

"Gary Becker's defense attorney, Pat Cafferty, carried the day Tuesday morning, as Racine's former mayor was given permission to leave the state to attend a six-week residential treatment program for sexual compulsivity."

http://news.racinepost.com/2009/02/becker-off-to-pennsylvania-treatment.html

Celebrity rehab for the perv. Thus, the public reconstruction of Gary Becker begins. If he takes the fast track, he could be re-elected in May.


Monday, February 23, 2009

Yoohooooo

Have you checked out the chat feature at Racine news?

Joe is there now.. come on in if you are on!

That Special Day in February


If you cook like me, this is good to remember

been tagged?

I got two emails saying some gal has tagged me and I'm supposed to respond. Problem is, I'm bad with names and can't remember ever hearing of tbhis girl. What is tagged, and how did whomever get my good never give it to ANYONE email address?

How to Make Popcorn with Your Computer



I still want a toaster oven in my computer's tower for late night snacking.

Comet Lulin Tonight

Tonight is the best time to see Comet Lulin. It is bright enough to see naked eye from dark sites, but probably not from most suburban backyards. However, even a small pair of binoculars should make it visible from most sites. I have a pair of 8x42 binoculars and have picked it up with them.

Comet Lulin is farther from the Sun than the Earth right now...in fact, its almost opposite in the sky from the Sun. It rises shortly after sunset and is visible most of the night until sunrise. The best time to look is around midnight to 1am local time when it is highest in the sky. As an added bonus, Comet Lulin is near Saturn tonight and visible in the same binocular field! That makes it nice and easy to find...find Saturn (which is bright and you don't need a telsescope to see) and you find Comet Lulin. A finding chart is below.

Start by finding the backwards question mark of Leo. You should then be able to pick out the bright Saturn. Center your binoculars on Saturn, scan slowly southeast if needed, and you should run across the comet!

You can see the comet for the next few days pretty well, but by early next week the Moon will be getting brighter and interfering. The comet is moving rapidly across the sky, so look for upated charts at sites such as Spaceweather. Comet Lulin rapidly moves away from Earth and will dim quickly in early March.

Happy hunting!

Reprinted with permission from the Half-Astrophysicist Blog.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Greetings from Spacefest...

I just got back...the hotel internet died Friday night and never worked again. I bring you greetings from a national hero.

High Five Escalator



I love the smiles on peoples' faces.

When I lived in Chicago, I never worked in the Loop but had a few occasions to be present during rush hours. Wow.

And From the "WTF" Dept....

Racine News 2.0

The people at Racine News have revamped their site.

Give them a look: http://racinenews.org/

"$50,000 claim filed over girl's time-out in school"

"A $50,000 legal claim alleges that Greenfield Middle School teachers falsely imprisoned a student when they put her in a time-out room, and that the experience caused the girl to hyperventilate and feel nauseous."

http://www.jsonline.com/news/education/40036922.html


You can buy a lot of Pepto-Bismol for $50K.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

I Hate this @(*#*&@?! State

So now we get the privledge of paying sales tax on any digital downloads starting October 1. Games, ITunes, ringtones, etc. you name it, the State of Taxation will grab more of our money. I HATE THIS PLACE AND WISH MADISON WOULD SINK INTO THE LAKE. What's next Doylie, a tax on flatuations? How about making us pay for haircuts by the number of hairs that are cut? Is that fair?

I'm getting a PO box in another state and will use that as my address for ITunes. Screw the state and screw the govenor. I won't spend any more money in this blasted place then I have to, and I don't care if I single handily keep the economy in a recession.

http://www.jsonline.com/news/statepolitics/40012437.html

Need help my daughter lost her clarinet.

I know we're not a lost and found site but I sure could use you guys help. My daughter goes to Jerstad Middle School and on a Friday a few weeks ago she left her clarinet out side against the wall by their gym.She forgot about it until the following Monday and it's been gone since. She was second seat in the class (second best) and now has to sit in the back row and fail until we either get hers back or we can find another for her to play. Who the hell would steal a kids clarinet? Any who if anyone knows where I can get a cheap one please let me know. Thanks in advance you guys.

Friday, February 20, 2009

It's A Real Ticket....

Apparently I parked on a Calendar......
As for the description...WFS...
I can think of pretty good
sayings for that one.

And they have a "catch all" just like Racine's disorderly conduct charge.

Theirs is called "other"!



1926 Snowmobile

This one is for all those out there who snowmobile.
The video is kind of long but well worth viewing.
A very interesting concept.


1926 Snowmobile

Maxine Sums it up Perfectly and some other Cartoons

What else can I say?







"Becker deserves apology"

Thomas Casey of Racine has written a letter to the Journal Times in which he advocates forgiveness for former mayor Gary Becker: http://www.journaltimes.com/articles/2009/02/20/letters_to_editor/doc499cc239de745565190860.txt.

Mr. Casey apparently believes that Mr. Becker was acting on "natural inclinations" when he pursued sexual relations with someone he believed to be a 14 year old girl.

Well, there's further proof that I am not natural: I have never desired sex with a child in my entire life.

What the hell is the matter with me? :(

And we thought only Detroit built more than they could sell?

There are other Idiots out there....



Nissan has announced plans to cut its Sunderland workforce by 1,200. Thousands of unsold cars are stored around the factory's test track


Honda is halting production at its Swindon plant in April and May, extending the two-month closure announced before Christmas to four months. Honda and Japanese rival Toyota are both cutting production in Japan and elsewhere. Pictured, Hondas await export at a pier in Tokyo


Earlier this week Jaguar Land Rover said 450 British jobs would go

The open car storage areas in Corby , Northamptonshire, are reaching full capacity

Imported cars stored at Sheerness open storage area awaiting delivery to dealers

Newly imported cars fill the 150-acre site at the Toyota distribution centre in Long Beach , California


The build-up of imported cars at the port of Newark , New Jersey

Stocks of Ford trucks in Detroit , Michigan

New cars jam the dockside in the port of Valencia in Spain

Peugeot cars await shipment to Italian dealers at the port of Civitavecchia

Unsold cars at Avonmouth Docks near Bristol

With many manufacturers on extended Christmas shutdown, the number of cars rolling off production lines in December fell 47.5% to just 53,823

Thousands of new cars are stored on the runway at the disused Upper Heyford airbase near Bicester, Oxfordshire, on December 18, 2008.


Sales of new cars in the UK have slumped to a 12-year-low and production of cars at Honda in Swindon has been halted for a unprecedented four-month period because of the collapse in global sales and represents the longest continuous halt in production at any UK car plant. The announcement comes on a day when the EU's Industry Commissioner Guenter Verheugen warned the outlook for the European car industry was 'brutal' and predicted not all European manufacturers would survive the crisis

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Off to Spacefest...

I won't be here much the next few days...I am off to Spacefest in San Diego, a three day celebration of all thing space with an emphasis on manned space exploration. I'll be hanging out with old friends like Phil Plait.

There is an astronaut lunch on Saturday...I am seated at Buzz Aldrin's table. Saturday night I will be having dinner with one of the original Mercury 7, Scott Carpenter.

I may post an update here and there, but you might not see me much for the next couple of days!

Sugaring off the Maple tree

I didn't get things set until this past week and missed the first rare warm week. The next warm period I was ready, but dog gone it all, I got distracted, and caramelized the very first batch. Think dark caramel burnt sweetness. I did manage to pull a tumbler of hot broth and make tea before I became distracted though, and it was good.

The past few days got just warm enough I filled a two gallon pail 3/4 full of sap. WOW. The sugar content is much higher this mid-winter tap off than last spring was. The taste is almost like sweet warm butter. Very, very rich in flavor. You sure can't get anything this good off a store shelf.

This year I did something different and its really worked out well so far. I bought gray plastic hose barbs and clear plastic water line from Menards. The hose barbs are 1/2" ID and the hose is 5/8" ID. The plastic walls on the hose barbs make the outer diameter 5/8" and there is no way I'd ever mate 1/2" hose and half inch barbs. The first tree hose barb is a 99* and starts the run around the tree. The next two are 180* Ts and short lengths of hose link them all together going around the tree. Last hose is a 20' line that runs to the house. It's suspended from the dog run for a down hill slope.

To drain my sap from the collection bucket, I just wheel out the door, and the bucket is right there at the corner of my ramp by the door. Gravity is my friend. Last year, I flipped the chair in the yard, I spilled buckets of sap, and rain ruined a couple of collections, just no fun, but lots of YUM. This year both FUN and YUM! I bet I could get hooked on this stuff. Withdrawal will be pain.

Rock and Roll Revival

Welcome everybody, to the Rock and Roll Revival! Each week, I'm going to try to post something that is musical and will make you think. This is a challenge for me. My goal is to see music from different viewpoints. I've got some ideas floating around in my head,waiting to come out. So, let's get this show on the road!

This first week's a double header. As some of you may know the Grammys were held about two weeks ago. I don't usually pay too much attention to the Grammys. Largely because of my disdain for the music industry as a whole. They shamelessly promote the big names with the gimmicks and often ignore the real talent. The Grammys are a joke. Remember the Milli Vanilli and the Jethro Tull incidents? I do. This year's nominees were quite interesting and the winners surprised me. Most of them all with Robert Plant and Allison Krauss's award for their album, Raising Sand. So what do you think of the Grammys?

Here's a video from the album.



Here's my favorite tune from the album and one for Madame Z.

With the success of Robert Plant's venture with Allison Krauss, Robert opted out the possibility of a Led Zeppelin reunion tour. My next question is-should Robert Plant forge ahead and broaden his music spectrum or do a reunion tour with the possibilty of filling stadiums and making a gazillion bucks?

Are you one good seasoning away from a cure??

OK, true story, this happened today.

As some of you know, I am the much sought after
object of my lizards affections. Max, my dear, over-sexed,
overly hormonally imbalanced oaf, went thru mating season
back in the fall. He began it AGAIN a couple weeks ago.

They show affection by biting.
I keep his face in control when I hold him while he is
'in season' and glowing orange.
Today, I had to hold him or he would have lost
what little mind he has left.
That was all fine and good. He settled down.
When I put him back, he wanted to show me just how
must he loves me..., so I kept his tail
between me and his mouth.
Somehow, the chowder-head managed to
get my index finger. Not deep, just 4 - 1" scratches that
wouldn't stop bleeding. BOOGER!!!

I just happened to be on Facebook with a friend
from England, a lizard guy.
I told him what Max had done, and he popped out with
a very strange yet insanely effective home remedy to
stop the bleeding. It worked instantly
(after going thru 5 bandages prior)

PEPPER!!!!

He said to sprinkle pepper on it. It stopped the bleeding,
and it is said to keep it from scarring.

Who knew??

At work I am known for my 'odd' cures, but they work.

SUGAR - stops hiccups, every time.

Throw it to the back of your throat and
swallow fast and hard and they just stop.

So, in my home remedy arsenal, I have sugar and pepper.

What else am I missing?
I seasoned my finger and lived.

Couple Time Wasters

A couple time wasters just in case you are looking for the deal of the day...


Woot One Day – One Deal

Deal of the Day Masterlist

Congressional Ass Chewing!

Congressman Don Manzullo grills Interim Assistant Treasury Secretary Neel Kashkari on the bailout plan, questioning why a failed company that was bailed out with taxpayer dollars -- AIG -- was allowed to give a $3 million bonus to an executive.


A Sensible Suggestion Concerning Infant Mortality

http://www.jsonline.com/features/health/39650287.html

Use the $10 million to hire surrogate mothers to conceive and carry the babies to term for these unfortunate individuals. After birthing the infants and nurturing them for awhile, the surrogate mothers could then turn them over to the alcoholics, addicts, child abusers, and other assorted ne'er-do-wells who need babies in order to ensure their continued welfare benefits.

Win-win for everybody.

Where'd the flame bait go?

I was sure Hale-Bopp would jump all over the global warming post.

"Doyle is open to tolls to help fund roads"

http://www.jsonline.com/news/statepolitics/39787612.html

State toll highway authorities have historically been hotbeds of corruption. The thieves just can't resist all that money pouring in. We only have to look to Illinois to see how this works. Just what we need, more government, more reaching into our pockets for more money.

Kittens, Inspired by Kittens!

How to Post a Blog Here

For those of you who are unsure of how to blog on the JTI, here's some tips.

Register with JT Irregulars first. There are instructions at left, near the top of the sidebar, on how to do that.

After you've registered, sign into your Google account and log onto the JTI site. Then select the "New Post" tab at the upper right of the screen:

That will open this page:
Type your blog title here:
Type the body of your blog here:
When your blog is complete, click "Publish Post" on the lower left:
That's it! Your blog will appear on the JTI site.

The formatting tools (type font, size, italics, bold, etc.; insert images, hyperlinks, etc.) are located here. Play with them until you feel comfortable:
If you're relatively new to this, make sure that you are in "Compose" mode. If you click on "Edit HTML," everything will be in code and unintelligible to you:
If you have trouble, don't forget the "Help" tab on the upper right of the screen:

Finally, here's the "Getting Started Guide" from Blogger Help: http://help.blogger.com/bin/answer.py?answer=112498&topic=12470. They do a much better job of explaining it than I ever could.

Happy blogging!

Help me get the vision out of my head

Open blog to Madame Z,

Please help me. I had a dream about Becker and Hughes. They were both standing in a jail cell. Becker was standing behind Hughes with his hands on Ben's shoulders. Becker then began to sing the Michael Jackson song:

Ben, the two of us need look no more
We both found what we were looking for
With a friend to call my own
I'll never be alone
And you my friend will see
You've got a friend in me, You've got a friend in me

Ben, you're always running here and there
(Here and there)
You feel you're not wanted anywhere
(Anywhere)
If you ever look behind
And don't like what you find
There's something you should know
You've got a place to go, You've got a place to go

I used to say, "I" and "me"
Now it's "us", now it's "we"
I used to say, "I" and "me"
Now it's "us", now it's "we"

Ben, most people would turn you away
I don't listen to a word they say
They don't see you as I do
I wish they would try to
I'm sure they'd think again
If they had a friend like Ben
A friend,Like Ben,Like Ben,Like Ben

What can I do to get this OUT OF MY HEAD?

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Computer Problems?

No comment required...........

The Spooky Spookfish

I like optics so this caught my attention. The brownsnout spookfish is now the first vertebrate to use mirrors to focus images in its eyes. You can see the strange looking spookfish appears to have four eyes, but since the two on the left and the two on the right are part of the same structure, biologists consider them two eyes.

Spookfish live at a depth of about 1000 meters where there is very little light. The two eyes pointing upward (the orange spots) use a traditional cornea to focus light much like our eyes (most of the focusing power of our eyes comes from the cornea. The lens is used to fine tune the focus for nearby or far away objects...as you get older the lens loses flexibility which is why you may be able to see far away just fine but need reading glasses). The other part of the eye points downward (the black spots in the image). Light from below is reflected off a mirror like surface in the eyes and onto the retina. The mirror shows not only what is directly below the fish, but out to about 50 degrees in all directions (which is useful for avoiding predators!) There is evidence that the fish can slightly change the shape of the mirror to focus the images much like our lens changes shape to help us focus.

Some animals (like housecats) have a reflective layer called the tapetum to help them see in dim light. The tapetum lies behind the retina and increases the sensitivity to dim light but does not focus the light.

The spookfish has been known for over 100 years. However, a live specimen was never caught until recently. The deep sea is truly one of the final frontiers on Earth with lots of odd treasures waiting to be discovered.

Reprinted with permission from the Half-Astrophysicst Blog.

Diamond Dick is going at it again...

Unemployment at record highs and what does he want to do...raise taxes on cigarettes and gasoline!

He called for altering Wisconsin's exemption for capital gains to pull in an additional $85 million and boosting the state's cigarette tax by 75 cents a pack to draw an additional $290 million over the biennium. That would push the state's tax to $2.52 a pack, which would be among the highest in the nation. With the new federal tax figured in, smokers would now pay $3.53 in taxes a pack.

This was copied from a article in the Wiscpolitics.com.

I’m sure many non-smokers applaud this tax increase and think it is great that the government wants to “stick it to those nasty smokers”.

Do you think the same people will applaud the increase in criminal activity, which is brought about by increasing taxes? They should because it’s bound to happen.

The following has been copied from Cato.org, Cigarette Taxes, Black Markets, and Crime: Lessons from New York’s 50-Year Losing Battle.

Thanks to recent city- and state-level tax hikes, New York City now has the highest cigarette taxes in the country—a combined state and local tax rate of $3.00 per pack. Consumers have responded by turning to the city's bustling black market and other low-tax sources of cigarettes. During the four months following the recent tax hikes, sales of taxed cigarettes in the city fell by more than 50 percent compared to the same period the prior year.

New York has a long history of cigarette tax evasion. Former governor Malcolm Wilson dubbed the city the "promised land for cigarette bootleggers." Over the decades, a series of studies by federal, state, and city officials has found that high taxes have created a thriving illegal market for cigarettes in the city. That market has diverted billions of dollars from legitimate businesses and governments to criminals.

Cigarette tax targets a select group of people, so it is time to start taxing other select group. The state should add a $5.00 tax per round of golf and a $1.00 per game tax on bowling. Softball is huge in the state of Wisconsin, a $50.00 per team tax should be added when teams resister in a league.

I am sure there are many other select groups out there just willing to pay an increased tax on their activities.

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello my beautiful sunflowers! How are you? Have you noticed that the days are getting longer? It’s encouraging. And most of the snow has melted. It’s too early for me to officially predict spring, but I will say that it will be here sooner than later.

I also have another prediction for my fellow Racineans. I predict that no matter what the economic or political upheavals, we will resolve the issues in our city. We will do that because Racine has many fine, hard-working, decent individuals who live here and love Racine.

And while I’m on the soapbox, I should say a word or two about my mayoral intentions. My campaign has not been very high-profile, but I have a number of ideas to offer to the community which I think are productive and unique.

My first thought is that we should take whatever stimulus money we get from the government and convert it into bills of low denominations, primarily $5’s, $10’s and $20’s. Then we take that money, and

1.) Load it onto an airplane or helicopter that will fly low over the city and drop the money to waft down onto the streets. Of course, we select a day with optimal wind conditions (calm) and perhaps a weekend so that more people have an opportunity to get the cash. Or maybe declare a special holiday just for the money drop.
OR:
2.) Build an enclosure in City Hall and fill it with the money. From there, I’m open to suggestions. Perhaps we could hold a lottery to determine who gets to wade in the cash for a specified amount of time and keep whatever money they can grab. The lottery may make the operation self-sustaining, or even profitable. Another idea would be to televise the event. Again, I would be the people’s mayor. What are your ideas?

With the surprise (to you) resignation of Mr. Ben Hughes as City Administrator, I’ve also revised my plans concerning that office. From the picture that I saw of it in the local newspaper, it looks like just the place to display and sell my potions and tonics - 50% discount to city residents, 100% if you’re laid-off (think of your ex-boss).

Finally, I want to remind you that I am the Mistress of the Dark and the Master of the Light. Voting for me could pay off for you in ways that you can now only imagine. Once I’m elected, stop by the office and see me sometime. I will know who voted for me and who didn’t. If you did, perhaps we can discuss your affairs and how I can help influence them to your advantage. If you didn’t, stop by and we can discuss the removal of the strange growth that started protruding from your forehead after Election Day.

Please tell me your ideas and suggestions for rejuvenating Racine. Post them below, or email me at: madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com.

Have a beautiful week, my lilies of the valley. Keep your eyes on heaven and your feet on the ground. And don’t forget: vote free, vote Z!

ATHEIST HOLY DAY

FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAYIn Florida , an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor,how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas,Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays. "The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant." The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."

The judges aid, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states,'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion ofthis court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned."

One Ticked Off Eagle

UNBELIEVABLE PICTURES FROM A SITE IN MONTANA TAKEN BY A HUNTER WITH A LITTLE CELL PHONE CAMERA !