Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Where is the Zero-g G-Spot?

Well, we won't find out quite yet. Virgin Galactic turned down $1 million to shoot a porn video on one of its spacecraft. Probably just as well. There are all kinds of problems with sex in space. All of a sudden that action-reaction stuff means you have to hold on tight. And you don't want any stray fluids getting into your instruments and shorting them out.

Finally, you only get 5 minutes of weightlessness in a Virgin Galactic suborbital flight, but that's not a problem for most guys!

2 comments:

kkdither said...

Thanks for my morning LOL. I needed it. My students are now certain I am insane.

OrbsCorbs said...

So that'd be like the Five Mile High Club, right?

5 minutes? The only thing that takes me that long is writing a novel.