Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Wednesday Grin

Meanwhile, the wife was sitting in the bed saying to herself, "Now how do I tell my husband that I've got really bad breath? I've been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he's lived with me for a week, he's bound to find out. Now how do I tell him gently?"

The husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife and so he walks into the bedroom. He walks over to the bed, climbs over to his wife, puts his arm around her neck, moves his face very close to hers and says, "Darling, I've a confession to make."

And she says, "So have I, love."

To which he replies, "Don't tell me, you've eaten my socks."


jedwis said...

SER...When you got to the part, "puts his arm around her neck" I thought the joke was going in a different direction. lol

Which brings me to ask the question...When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

OrbsCorbs said...

Time for a Tic Tac®.

My parents taught me not to choke my smurf.