An old man was asked, "At your ripe age, what you prefer to get - Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?"
The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinson's. Better to spill half an ounce of good whiskey, than to forget where you keep the damn bottle!!"
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Churchill would agree with the drink. The power of the mind and the desire to achieve motivates most of us.
POLITICAL:
"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter".
Winston Churchill
SOCIAL:
Woman scolding Churchill,
If you were my husband Mr. Churchill, I would put arsenic in your tea
Lady, if I were your husband, I would drink it,
responded Churchill
Above comment deleted... unless anyone here needed the ad for Cialis? ;>
Gives me a headache....
Why are those damn things getting through?
I knew a guy who took Viagra to lower his blood pressure before he went to the doctor's office.
I knew that amorous doctor too, she was dynamite on the chair
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