Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my festive friends!  How are you?  It’s less than a week away from Christmas.  Do you feel the holiday pressure building?  Or does it just go through you?  Only a few more days for decorating, shopping, baking, wrapping, etc., etc.  What do you want from Santa this year?  Have you been a good boy or girl?  Santa, like me, knows all and sees all. Don’t try to con the old man.

Of course, our breathtaking Green Bay Packers mauled the Chicago Bears last Sunday, clinching the NFC North title. They did that in enemy territory. This Sunday, December 23, our illustrious Pack meets the Tennessee Titans at noon at home, Lambeau Field. Hi/goodbye, Titans. 

I’d like to express my deepest sympathies to the families of the victims of the Sandy Hook slayings.  The shooting was horrific.  Twenty young innocents were murdered that day.  I pray that the family members of the victims can somehow find solace and peace after this.  I pray that our society eradicates this disease or mental defect.  Our young are exposed to ever-escalating levels of violence in songs and on television, movies, and video games.  It has to have a cumulative effect.  Life loses its value to some of the sicker minds.  We have to reverse this.  We must.

Have we driven off of the “fiscal cliff” yet?  Why not?  Are we there yet? How long does it take?  “Fiscal cliff” could be someone’s name: Mr. Fiscal Clifford Preen.

Is Mr. Mayor Dickert going to drive CAR25 into extinction?  Will public access become a thing of the past, pushed out by glossy TV ads for Mr. Mayor and his hallucination of Racine?  Oh my.

This is my last column before Christmas, so I want to wish all of you, Irregular and regular alike, a very Merry Christmas!  Happy Holidays to those of you observing Kwanza, Hanukah, Festivus, and other celebrations.  For those who haven’t already been driven nuts by Christmas music, here is a “3 Hour Medley of Christmas Songs:”


Thank you, one and all, for visiting my blog today.  I am happy to share with you.  We are family, and family is important on Christmas.  Be of good cheer, my dears.  Santa is on his way.

The cure for the holiday blues?  Find out: madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com.

The weathermen and women are talking about the possibility of a little snow.  Be careful out there.  The first real snow, it seems like most of the drivers forget how to drive in the winter.  Have a beautiful Christmas.  Adeste Fideles!

5 comments:

OKIE said...

Madame, please use your talents to channel this into peoples minds when it starts to snow.
The windshield is not the only place on your car that has snow. The rest of the windows along with the headlights and tailights all need to be scraped.
Thank you Madame.

kkdither said...

Have a happy holidays madame.

There are some things in life that can't be explained and this is certainly one of them. We need to persevere, learn and hopefully move forward to a better society. Our current normal has hit a new low. Hopefully there can be some cooperation amongst our leaders and long lasting goodwill toward others that come from this.

OrbsCorbs said...

Mary, those kind of drivers are dangerous.

legal stranger said...

We can discuss among many topics at the party, Johnson's failed great society, and the holocaust created by Johnson and his followers. And Mary has a great point clean the lights along with all the windows. Safe travel to all.

OrbsCorbs said...

Merry Christmas, Madame Zoltar,