Wednesday, February 26, 2020
Dear Madame Zoltar
The city is still suffering the effects of the ransomware attack. The city has hired extra bodies to help. Gee, do you think that's cheaper than the forty bucks it would have cost to buy some malware protection? The people in our IT department are "experts." I'll bet that Butterball wouldn't give them the $40. Oh well . . .
How about that rabies scare at the Wind Lake Volunteer Fire Department? They owe $29,000 of the $60,000 outstanding. All because they thought a woman was foaming at the mouth. Oh my. I've seen Junior work up quite a lather while brushing his teeth. If he were to suffer some sort of medical emergency while brushing, I wonder if the rescue personnel would think he's infected with rabies? I often wonder myself what has gotten into him.
Señor Zanza has been a dear, as always. I don't deserve such a kind man, but I'm glad I have him. Whenever there is snow, he cleans off my car and warms it up. How wonderful. He cleans the sidewalk and driveway. taking extra care to clear the porch and steps. I don't know what I would do without him. He is also an accomplished cook and often makes dinner for us. I'm never going to let him go.
Remember, you read it here first: the coronavirus will become a pandemic and disrupt life in the United States. The "officials" have been trying to avoid a nation-wide scare, but the facts will soon outpace them:
The other interesting thing about this pandemic is that it started in one of China's laboratories. China does all sorts of research on germ warfare and such. They created this virus and it escaped. Now the entire world will suffer because some pigs in power played their games with our lives. Seriously, there should be some way to neutralize pigs in power. A bullet to the brain is my first thought.
If you catch the coronavirus, please stay home and limit your contact with others. I'm told that the usual infection is minor, like a cold. Only in rare instances does the sickness progress to death. Take care of yourself and you should be OK.
That's it, kiddos, I'm done blabbing for the day. I love you all - every last one of you. Please share the love.
Please be sure to respect one another. It's our best hope for peace.
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