Thursday, April 2, 2009

JTI Awarded "Excellence In Awarding Itself Awards" Award

http://www.journaltimes.com/articles/2009/04/02/local_news/doc49d40d002c1c3936083081.txt

Every week or so, the Journal Times publishes an account of another award it has "won" from the self-serving, self-awarding journalism industry. And every week the writing in the newspaper gets more dismal.

Along those lines, I have decided that we at the JTI deserve an award, too. So I am awarding us with an award for not awarding too many awards to awardless people like us.



Congratulations to us!

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

"To the Academy, I am so humbled to accept this award. I just have a short 5 page list of people to thank...."

OrbsCorbs said...

I'd like to thank all the little people...

kkdither said...

Dang, I WANT THAT award! Do I have to stop patting myself on the back?

Beejay said...

Well, thank you to all the small minded people that encouraged the creation of this newsworthy publication!

Beejay said...

Maybe that didn't come out right.....

That's What She Said said...

Oh wow, I was just banned from the JT because I posted and asked why all of the comments with legitimate concerns that were critical of the JT were being deleted. So they deleted my comment and banned me. I wish I hadn't already cancelled my subscription because I'd love to call them right now and tell them why I'm no longer paying for their rag.

Anonymous Mom said...

Congrats all you JTI's! This is the best award I've ever seen! :)

OrbsCorbs said...

That's What She Said, I think you should get some sort of award for that.

That's What She Said said...

Award for stupidest reason for being banned? Unfortunately there seems to be too many other people who also qualify for that award. lol

drewzepmeister said...

Thank you,thank you! *Puts on sunglasses and gives rock star pose*

Unknown said...

I'd like to thank GOD and MY MOM for this award! With out them I could have never reached such a goal. Wait what was my goal? Where am I? Damn wine. I'm gonna stumble to the after awards party anyone coming with me?

hale-bopp said...

I nominate this Award for an Awardie (the Award for the best Award).

Lizardmom said...

and I thought it was an honor just to be nominated,but to get this prestigious a..w..a..r..d (sniff sniff... now uncontrollable sobs of happiness....)
thank (sniff)you , thank(sniff)you (sniff) so much (sniff, sniff)

Anonymous said...

Liz with all that sniffing you better blow your nose. You gotta dripper starting.

SER said...

I ain’t accepting or thanking any one...lets just get out the beer, tequila and wine and party our socks off!!!!

AvengingAngel said...

Shots of tequila for everyone! Hey Abby, I'll go with you.... Hic!