Hello, my summer delights!
How are you? We’re finally
getting some warm weather, with plenty of rain, too. It would be hard to not grow something with
conditions like those. “June Is Bustin’
Out All Over.” The growth is as lush as
it gets in Wisconsin. It’s a great time to “stop and smell the
roses.” Smell a few other things,
Don’t forget to wear your sun block when you venture
outdoors. The sun’s ultraviolet rays can
harm you even on overcast days. A
wide-brimmed hat is also a good idea. Be
sure to protect your eyes with appropriate sunglasses. Damage done now may not show up for
Do not, I repeat, do not shave Goth symbols into your hair
like Junior did, and then stay out in the burning sun until all the symbols are
bright red. He does kind of glow in the
dark now. We set him on the porch for a
Twinkies and select other Hostess products are supposed to
be back in stores on July 15.
Sweetest Comeback In The History Of Ever."
Personally, I enjoy the CupCakes, but there’ll be some changes
The new CupCakes will be made
from dark chocolate, instead of milk chocolate.
I still expect to gorge on them.
I don’t know why Twinkies didn’t catch on in our household when I grew
Maybe they were just too weird
God only knows what’s in the
We’re just over a week away from the 4th of July,
one of Racine’s favorite holidays
and drunk fests. Junior will go to the
parade for sure, but I don’t know about myself or Señor Zanza. The noise and excitement can get to be too
much. When it does, I take some Madame
Zoltar’s® Atomic Tonic™, the first medicine made from nuclear waste. Never worry about medicine expiration dates
again. Atomic Tonic’s™ half-life is
Thank you, my dears, for stopping by today. Our time spent together is precious. I love your company and I love you.
Enjoy the week to come.
“Summertime and the livin’s easy.”
Go out and have “fun, fun, fun til her daddy takes the T-bird away.” Look both ways before you cross the street, and
then look again. Fadaise!