Monday, June 10, 2013

Romance


A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!

The husband replied... "I am on the john. Please advise."

3 comments:

Toad said...

Funny.

OKIE said...

I thought it was funny too.

OrbsCorbs said...

He could send her toilet paper.