Friday, January 17, 2020
ATTENTION: Car Thieves
The Walmart Neighborhood Market on Highway 20 near Highway 31 opens at 6 AM. At that time, numerous late model vehicles, including SUVs and trucks, are parked in the lot with their engines running, many of them with their headlights and radios still on. The owners are in the store, apparently thinking that car thieves are still asleep. You can choose from a wide selection of late model vehicles. All you need is a slim jim ( https://www.zoro.com/access-tools-access-tools-the-slim-jim-sj2/i/G7185431/feature-product ), and you can drive away in an almost new car or truck, for free! Don't wait. Act soon to beat out the other car thieves. Good luck and happy motoring!