Wednesday, September 12, 2018

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my angels, from heaven or otherwise!  How are you?  I'm doing well, I guess.  The Packers' incredible save of the game made me feel good, though I have to agrewith Mr. OrbsCorbs that Aaron Rodgers is injury prone.  He'll probably play the game in a wheelchair if he has to.  My God, we're paying him enough.  I haven't figured it out, but I'm sure each game is worth over a million dollars to Aaron Rodgers.  Whether he plays or not.  It would almost seem that his strategy is to go out on the field, get hurt, and miss the rest of the season.  Next week we'll be told that the obdoolong nerve in his right knee is crushed and he's out for the season.  Maybe his second banana won't turn out so bad.  He's learning on the job.

Here are the Irregular Football League standings for this week:

My, o my, look who's in second place.  Mr. hale-bopp is already in first place.  Grr.  Darm that scientific mind.

I can't wait to see the arches sandwiching downtown.  I bet you that they make the area look cheap.  If people have to be told that they are in downtown, maybe downtown is the problem.  Whatever.  I believe that far, far too much time and money is spent on this small area.  Racine runs out to Highway 31 in some areas.  How about arches for the other areas of Racine?  You know, like "Welcome to Uptown!" and "Now you're in West Racine"  and "Now you;re in trouble.  Thus is a high crime area."  Maaybe the arches should be high-tech, with an electronic read out that could be changed as necessary.  From "Welcome to Downtown!" during the day to "Welcome to Sodom and Gomorrah" at night.

Want to bring more visitors downtown?  Extend I-794 through Racine.  There's a heck of a lot more drivers than boaters.  And no, they're not going away as oil reserves dwindle.  They'll just change propulsion systems to natural gas, hydrogen, electricity, etc.  Thus predicts Madame Zoltar!

The weather's been nice, except when it's raining.  The cool nights are good for sleeping and the warm days are good for fun.  I hope that you're getting some joy out of this.  Soon the weather will be good for sleeping 24 hours.  I hate winter.  Hate it, hate it, hate it!

I love you all and thank you for reading my blog this week.  Tell your friends and neighbors about Madame Zoltar.  I welcome everybody.

It's not winter yet.  Get out and have some fun.  Go to the zoo or take a tour of the J-wax tower.  Check out the smaller towns in Racine County.  They really need arches to identify thenmselves.  Watch a sunset and sunrise.  Just do it.
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