As this crap progresses, things get worse and I never notice. Bought a new small ceramic space heater, and gave myself a second degree burn. NEVER felt a thing. At everyone's insistence, I will hit the ER tomorrow during the game. I've heard it's the least busy time.
"The Racine Interfaith Coalition will hold a prayer vigil in memory and
honor of the lives lost and those who mourn over the school shooting in
Newtown, Conn. It will be held at 6 p.m. Sunday at Monument Square."
A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife
to paint the toilet seat. After he finished, he headed to the
kitchen to raid the refrigerator.
The wife comes home sooner than expected, and heads to the
bathroom, sits down and gets the toilet seat stuck to her rear.
She becomes upset and in a panic shouts to her husband to drive
her to the doctor. She puts on a large overcoat to cover the
stuck seat, and off they go.
When they get to the doctor's office, the man lifts his wife's
coat to show their predicament.
The man asked, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this
"Well, yes." the doctor replied. "But never framed."
With the rise of social media, events such as meteor showers get a lot more publicity than they used to so many of you may know by now that the Geminid meteor shower peaks on the night of December 13th and into the morning of December 14th. The Geminids are a very active shower but not as famous as the August Perseids, probably because for many people in the northern hemisphere, it is colder in December! Well, in Tucson, it is still pretty warm and humid in August and can be quite cloudy. The Geminids frequently feature clear skies and sometimes (like this year) pleasant temperatures.
Well, sometimes that is. The forecast for tomorrow night, the true peak, is for a 100% chance of rain in Tucson. Fortunately, the Geminids have a fairly broad peak so I went out tonight. Very good show, easily averaged a 2-3 a minute over an hour and a half or so. And I had my camera set up snapping away. It took a series of 40 second exposures, 138 total pictures (adds up to about an hour and a half of pics) before the battery died.
I was at Saguaro National Park East. After I was out there for a little while, the cops showed up. They checked out what I was doing and then I think arrested someone who was sitting in a car drinking (I head them talking about finding vodka). You can see the police cruiser lights on the cactus for quite a few shots. You can also see lighting changes due to an occasional car driving by. Toward the end of my photography, I heard something walking around. Based on a snorting sound I also heard, I think there were javelinas nearby. The adventures of astrophotography in Tucson!
So here is the time lapse I put together...pretty much no processing. I may try to redo this later to bring out some more meteors. Oh, and watch this full screen in 1080p for best results.
I hope you have clear skies tomorrow night. The Geminids start a bit earlier than most meteor showers. I was getting good numbers by 11pm local time (for many you have to wait until much later!) So go out and take a peak, especially if you have nice weather.
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Hello, my frosted flakes!How are you?We actually had a
dusting of the s-word the other night.I
don’t know if that was considered measurable precipitation, but I know we were
approaching a record for the number of days without the s-word.By the way, I have had nothing to do with the
ongoing drought.As much as I hate the
s-word, I wouldn’t mess with the natural order of things.Mother Nature wouldn’t allow me to do it, anyway.
Last Sunday, our sterling Green Bay Packers once again
trounced their foe, the Detroit Lions.This Sunday, December 16, they meet their archrivals, the Chicago Bears,
at noon in Soldier Field.Packer – Bear games are always hard fought
battles.May the Packers be the
The news is filled with Fiscal Cliff this and Fiscal Cliff
that.It is incessant, almost as bad as
Christmas songs.Between the two, I’d
choose the songs.The failure of our
representatives to compromise on anything is disheartening and
dispiriting.I am tired of listening to
the rhetoric over and over.Bone
tired.Politicians should keep their
dirty games out of the holiday season.I
am ashamed of the things that ‘my representatives’ do.Tis the season to be jolly.Let the politicians go to hell. This is the
time for peace on earth and goodwill toward men. Let us rejoice.Let us love.Let us pray.
Driving west on Washington Avenue
in uptown, I noticed that traffic was constricted to one lane by barricades,
but I couldn’t see why.A story in the
Journal Times explained that the façade of one of the buildings had pulled away
and they feared for falling debris on pedestrians and vehicles.Mr. Mayor Dickert says that the city is going
to tear down the building posthaste.I
am afraid that we will be doing a lot of that.They recently razed the fire-gutted building on the near north side of Douglas
more and more buildings are deserted, more will be torn down.Oh my.
Have you finished your Christmas shopping yet?Are you one of those who has your gifts
wrapped up by September?Or do you wait till
the last minute, getting a rush from the commotion of all the other hurried
shoppers?Internet shopper or brick and
mortar?Personally, I have most of mine
done, but there’s still a few items.I
like to wait until after Black Friday to do my shopping.I bought a couple of things online, but I
prefer to shop in person.I like the
hustle and the bustle of the crowds to a degree, but I won’t frantically fight
for the last sale item.It’s not worth
troubling myself over a few dollars.Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
Thank you, my sweets and sours, for perusing my blog
today.I much appreciate your
presence.Without you, this wouldn’t
work.Without you, there’s no
point.Without you, there’s no me.
The days continue to get darker and colder, but some people
say it’s really going to heat up on December 21.Bundle up, keep warm, and don’t let Jack
Frost nip your nose.Seriously, I heard
he has herpes.Molysomophobia!
My primary care physician is an Aurora
doctor, so most of my tests, etc., are done through Aurora.However, my psychiatrist is affiliated with
Wheaton Franciscan.Both medical groups
employ robocalls to remind patients of upcoming appointments.
The robocalls from Wheaton Franciscan end with the
statement, “Please arrive thirty minutes prior to your appointment time.”The first time, of course, I arrived thirty
minutes early.When I asked the
receptionist why I was told to arrive thirty minutes early, she didn’t even
know what the robocalls contained.She said,
“Just ignore it.”So I did. Still, it
bothered me that I am given an appointment months in advance, but a robocall
changes the time two days before the appointment.
I was proud that Aurora
robocall reminders don’t tell you to arrive early.Ha.I
was proud until I received my reminder call from Aurora
for a doctor’s appointment this week.It
said to arrive twenty minutes early.
I also received one from Wheaton Franciscan for another appointment
this week.Now they are saying to arrive
fifteen minutes early, instead of thirty.I complained to a number of people at WF about their robocall reminders.Maybe someone listened.
Today I saw my Aurora
doctor.I got there 2 minutes before my
appointment time.I had to wait about
five minutes before I was shown into an examination room. Nobody said anything
about arriving twenty minutes early.
It’s insulting to be told to arrive early for
appointments.Time thieves are the worst
thieves, for no one can recover what they take.
Got into a conversation of worlds greatest
inventions, and someone said toilet paper. I got a better invention.
The toilet seat bidet. Always thought I'd like a bidet, and found they
make em into toilet seats now. I mean when you get old sometimes it's
harder to get a grip of that paper. Sometimes you have the 3/4 roll,
"Will it ever stop?" experience, and then there is that worst case
situation. "What do you mean we're OUT!?? Well, not to worry any more.
Down in Illinois they make something called a "Toilet seat bidet."
Kid you not. I hear ya saying, "Whoa, too much info." but really, is
too much ever enough?
A few months ago I finally said enough. I'd had a new electrical outlet
installed last year behind the toilet when I did some wall work, and
with the furthering of my disability, I needed a taller toilet for
easier transferring to my chair. I went with a nice 2.5" taller than
normal model, and with the low water use requirements, I got the
Ba-WOOosh model at that. Al Bundy has nothing on me. The old toilet
used four gallons per flush, and the plunger was still over used. The
new one? The plunger has been retired. The problem is, when you get a
nice new toilet, you need a nice new seat. What's a real man to do?
Why get a real man's toilet seat. Oh yeah!
How about a heated seat with five heat ranges? Bidets are Water using
apparatuses right? Well, how about five temperature water heat control?
Bidets don't just squirt water, no. There is a water wand adjustment
for front and back. Everybodies butt has a different area, and one size
will not fit all. Of course for the women, they want their front AND
back side done. Just program how far and it flies. Also water pressure
adjustment, and aeration so the jet pulses. There is even a blow dryer
with it's own heat settings! Self cleaning, retracting wand so it's
business isn't out there when you sit down or are reading the paper
unless you want it out there. Even a "Kid's" setting. And the very
last thing in the manual, the one thing that made me go HUH? Was the
feminine massage. I guess if she's in there longer than ten minutes,
she'll be awhile. Truly, the Cadillac of toilet seats.
How much? Hey, class costs. $350. Best money I ever spent!
Last week at the American Geophysical Union meeting, NASA unveiled a series of new images of the world at night. You have probably seen lots of these images on the web (I have posted some of them here from time to time) but not quite with this resolution! Here is a sample of the image of the United States.
Now that's pretty good, but I have always wanted a nice interactive version where you could zoom in on it and pan around a bit. Well I got my wish with the Blue Marble Navigator. You can pan and zoom in on an area of interest anywhere on the world. The details you can get are amazing. You can trace out the U.S. Interstate highways system, fires from oil fields around the world, lights from the Japanese fishing fleet and the Trans-Siberian railroad. You can learn a lot but clicking around looking at lighting patterns. Here is a zoom of the Tucson area.
You can really see the boundaries of the town. I can even pick out Speedway (I live just off it) and where it dead ends into Saguaro National Park East, one of my frequent spots for astrophotography.
Some of the older pics you see of the world at night have such low resolution, they make it look like there are lights literally everywhere. With these pics, you get a better and more realistic view of where the cities and lights are. Of course, the real problem is that these city light can be seen quite a ways out (sometimes hundreds of miles).
So go ahead, click around the map, find your hometown and see how it looks.
How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the
reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would
like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 forChristmas. I hope you remember that come
Thank you for you letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and
the elves are all fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little
worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn’t
want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I’ll bring
you something you can go outside and play with.
Seeing that I have fulfilled the “naughty vs. Nice”
contract, set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way
clear to granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn’t want to turn
this joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don’t you think that a jibe at
my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit trite?
While I have acknowledged you have met the “nice”
criteria, need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way
is it a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action,
well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorney’s have been on
retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be more
than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I alluded
to will not only improve your health, but also improve your social skills and
potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the bottom of the Burger
King fry bin most days.
Very Truly Yours,
Now look here Fat Man,
I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I
was attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends into
this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I’m about to tweet my boys and we’re
gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I’m taking my game console, my game, my
phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN!
Listen Pizza Face,
Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every
house in the world on one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger
wannabe? “He sees you when you’re sleeping; He knows when you’re awake”. Sound
familiar, genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got
your shit wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people that
if I described them right now, you’d throw up your Totino’s pizza roll all over
the carpet of your mom’s basement. You’re not getting what you asked for, but
I’m still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in you’re ass and then walk
it dry. Chew on that, Petunia.
Bring me whatever you see fit. I’ll appreciate anything.
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