An eighty year old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, "Uh oh!"
The man asked the doctor what the problem was.
"Well," said the doc, "you have a serious heart murmur. Do you
smoke " "No," replied the man.
"Do you drink in
excess?" "No," replied the man.
"Do you have a sex
life?" "As a matter of fact, I do!"
"Well," said the
doc, "I'm afraid with this heart murmur, you'll have to give up half your
Looking perplexed, the old man asked, "Which half...the
LOOKING or the THINKING???"
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