Saturday, January 2, 2010
Play this quiz where you can choose an option, then see how others perceive which scenario is the worst between the two choices....
Getting a paper cut or getting a splinter?
Seeing your dad in a speedo or your mom in a thong?
A lie that draws a smile or a truth that draws a tear?
People talking during a movie or people smoking during dinner?
Stretched socks that fall down or stretched underpants that keep riding up?
Friday, January 1, 2010
With 2010, we welcome the International Year of Biodiversity, the International Year of the Nurse, the International Year for the Reapproachment of Cultures, and the International Year of Communication (which, ironically, I have been unable to find a website for it but there are many references to it if you google it).
Sounds like a party year to me!
It is officially on the calendar below.
Saturday, January 30th,
Same location as last year.
Soup will literally be served,
build from there.
send email to me at
Hope you can make it!!!
PS: details will be emailed to those that RSVP
This years list includes the aforementioned unfriend (and friend...basically any use of friend as a verb), Czar, Tweet, Teachable Moment (I wanted that one gone a long time ago!), and any use of Obama as a prefix of root.
If there is a word you think that should be banished, don't go ballistic (1993), there is a definite possibility (1993) they may have beat you to the punch so don't feel disenfranchised (2002). Bipartisanship had a bit of a comeback early in the year when Obama wanted to work across the aisle, but that word was already banished in 2002. i-Anything made the list in 2007. The complete list is full of interesting factoids (2001).
For sure (1981) check out the list...for the children (2000). It's a great source of infotainment (1986, 1989). After all, it's that time of year again (2009).
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Oh my. I wonder if it recognizes Gypsies?
Happy Holidays from the folks over at bigMETHOD and iChill! We would love to send you some iChill to help you guys escape from those holiday stresses. Be sure to let me know if you are interested!
iChill is also going to be featured on Good Morning America in a trends of ’09 -’10 segment airing on New Year’s Day! Be sure to check it out and have a fabulous holiday!
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Both Lizardmom and kkdither tried the iChill and posted their reviews:
We still have nine bottles of the beverage to give out at the next gathering, and no one at JTI Central is particularily interested in more. So we thought we'd ask if anyone else had ideas. Should we just accept another twelve and pass out twice as much at the next get-together? Is anyone out there interested in the entire case? Any thoughts? Advice?
Happy New Year!
Next week, Mark Neumann will be visiting areas in Racine, Kenosha and Walworth counties to kick off his “Mark on Main Street” events.
You are also invited to talk with Mark during other times of the day as he meets with local residents, small business owners and local government officials in your area. Mark wants to hear your concerns and listen to your ideas for making a strong Wisconsin.
Here is Mark's schedule for your area. Click on the date for a detailed itinerary with the locations where Mark will be stopping and at what time.
I hope to see you there!
Online Communications Specialist
Mark Neumann for Governor
By the way, this blog is not meant as an endorsement of anyone for anything.
Also, in regard to this month's challenge, I'm blogging this evening in feminine mode.
Language can be a funny thing. In English, we make up new words willy nilly whenver something new comes along. Other languages change more slowly.
The names of the five other planets visible to the naked eye are named after Roman gods. When we discovered Uranus, Neptune and Pluto, they kept the whole mythology thing going. All of these names translated nicely to English so we kept them.
Hebrew on the other hand, is a different matter. The five bright planets have Hebrew names :Hama (Mercury), Noga (Venus), Maadim (Mars), Tsedek (Jupiter) and Shabtai (Saturn). But all the planets discovered telescopically are missing from the list.
I just heard a story on The World today about Uranus and Neptune finally getting Hebrew names. People made nominations for the names of the planets and the finalists were voted on by the public (I wish I knew about it...I might have put in my two cents). They did this as part of the International Year of Astronomy.
Oron won for Uranus and means "little light". It's dim so I guess that works.
Rahab, according to Haaretz, is a sea monster in the Bible (the Bible isn't my strong point...anyone who knows more of the story, feel free to post it). Since Neptune is named for the Roman god of the sea, this is a nice tip of the hat to the traditional name.So welcome to the club, Oron and Rahab.
Reprinted with permission from the Half-Astrophysicist Blog.
What are you doing New Years Eve?
Well, I personally will be opening at work,
and going to bed early,
Boy, do I know how to celebrate or what??
What are you guys doing?
Having a party?
Staying home and hibernating?
[This blog has been bumped up by request -- The Sheriff.]
This fire resulted from leaving an Iphone charger/docking station plugged into the car outlet. It overheated and started a fire, while parked in our garage. PLEASE unplug anything you have in your car outlets once you turn off your car!
Yep, just a quick post (which I have been negligent in doing recently) wishing everyone a great New Year and reminding you that there is a Blue Moon tonight. The first full Moon in December was on December 2nd so this is the second full Moon, commonly referred to as a blue Moon (even though the Moon will not appear any more blue than normal).
So what's special about the New Year astronomically? Pretty much nothing. It does not coincide with any special point in space, it is not a solstice or equinox, it does not mark Earth's closest or farthest from the Sun (although the closest approach does occur in early Janaury) and there is not big sign in space saying "GO" that we all collect $200 when we pass (although that would be nice).
In fact, there is not a single point in Earth's obrit that marks a New Year. Remember, it takes us about 365.25 days to go around the Sun, so each year we end up making it not quite all the way around. Every four years we add an extra day to get us back on track. But its not exactly 365.25 days either, so if you look at longer time scales, there are other rules..for example, if the year is evenly divisible by 100 there is NOT a leap day added unless it is also divisible by 400. We had a leap day in 2000, but did not in 1900 and will not in 2100.So have fun tonight as Earth passes through no particularly significant point in space!
Reprinted with permission from the Half-Astrophysicist Blog.
Just a reminder that the JTI calendar needs some updating. Birthdays and special days do not automatically carry over from last year. I don't care if you don't want to add yours, stop whining, it is mandatory! We are an equal opportunity embarrassment blog site.
Besides, you can't believe that old myth.... you will still get a year older even if you don't celebrate. And, according to the Mayans, we only have to put up with about 2 more each anyway!
Lizardmom, I'm noticing we don't have a date listed for our next party! E-gad!
Starting at 6 AM today, AMC TV is counting down New Year's Eve with the Threee Stooges: http://www.amctv.com/movienights/countdown-with-the-stooges/
I know that my Irregular Stooge fans won't want to miss one minute of this.
Happy New Year!
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Old Farts remember World War II, Pearl Harbor, Guadalcanal, Normandy and Hitler. They remember the Atomic Age, the Korean War, The Cold War, the Jet Age and the Moon Landing. They remember the 50 plus Peacekeeping Missions from 1945 to 2005, not to mention Vietnam.
If you bump into an Old Fart on the sidewalk he will apologize. If you pass an Old Fart on the street, he will nod or tip his cap to a lady. Old Farts trust strangers and are courtly to women.
Old Farts hold the door for the next person and always, when walking, make certain the lady is on the inside for protection.
Old Farts get embarrassed if someone curses in front of women and children and they don't like any filth or dirty language on TV or in movies.
Old Farts have moral courage and personal integrity. They seldom brag unless it's about their children or grandchildren.
It's the Old Farts who know our great country is protected, not by politician's, but by the young men and women in the military serving their country.
This country needs Old Farts with their work ethic, sense of responsibility, pride in their country and decent values.
We need them now more than ever.
In case you or someone you know uses this product and didn't catch the story, Tylenol is recalling their 100 count red capped, e-z open package of caplets specifically designated for Arthritic pain.
Evidently, there is some contamination with a packaging chemical that is making people nauseous and causing stomach pain, vomiting and diarrhea. The caplets reportedly have a musty/moldy smell. They have just expanded the recall to ALL lot numbers of the product.
More of the story here: http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2009/12/29/Tylenol-Arthritis-Pain-Caplet-recalled/UPI-54391262117520/
Here is another very interesting and related article:
"Acetaminophen, the active ingredient in Tylenol, may not only ease physical pain, but the pain of social rejection as well, U.S. researches found." More HERE
They had to ruin the potential good news with the long term usage warning of liver damage.... oh well... sorry irregulars.
What did I tell you about our spectacular and heuristic Packers? Did I not advise you last week that some improvement would become apparent? Now that was a game! But what about the upcoming Cardinals? Should we hold back our best to give them a rest before putting them to the playoffs test? Madame Zoltar, the rapper! Oh my! I don’t think I’ll help the Packers this week so much as work against the Cardinals. That should make it interesting.
There were no messages or summons received this week. The holidays must be happy.
I’m going to get back to celebrating the holidays myself. Here are a few festive videos I found for your enjoyment. First is “Happy New Year! (2009) in HD:”
Next is the curious “HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010 with 24 candles,” complete with kitty in the background:
Finally, here is the simple and beautiful “Happy New Year 2010:”
Bundle up for the weather ahead, my friends. If you are going out on New Year’s Eve and plan on drinking, please make sure that you have a designated driver, or sleep it off wherever you’re going. Friends let friends sleep it off.
Please send your winning thoughts and losing lottery tickets to: email@example.com.
Thank you for reading my blog this week. I love all of my readers and my Irregulars. I wish you the Happiest of New Years! Be careful out there. Auspicious!
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
"RACINE - A store with 152 years of history in Racine will soon be just that - a part of the city's history.
"Porters of Racine, the city's high-end furniture store at 301 Sixth St., will be closing.
"'The decision has been made,' Micah Waters, the vice president of Porters, said Tuesday.
"'Under this economy the high-end luxury market has been hit like we have never seen before.'"
I gasped, literally. I don't know why. Given the economy . . . , but still it surprised me. Reminds me of when Zahn's shut down. It's not good, not good for downtown, and not good for Racine.
I was sitting at the stoplight on 6th and Wisconsin the other evening when I noticed that the O and R in their sign are burnt out. Neon. Expensive to replace, I thought, especially trying to match the color of the others. Now they'll be dark permanently.
My condolences to the employees and the owners.
These people are mentally compromised. While completely disgusted, I felt sorry for this particular woman. These hoarders have no concept what is good (not much) or what is pure garbage in their homes. They used shovels to clean it out. They actually found dead animals buried under layers in this woman's house.... egad!
The show is really bottom of the barrel TV. I feel it takes advantage of these people by sensationalizing their mental illness. They probably sign off on the show, in return for the help, not knowing enough not to.
Soooo, this morning, I took out a large black plastic bag and headed to my remote stash closet. At least one good thing came out of watching bad TV!
Monday, December 28, 2009
First up was Avatar. We saw the standard version as one of my friends has an eye condition which makes the 3D version a confusing experience. The effects were spectacular and the world was visually extremely rich (although, in one of those things that annoys only me, I could not envision any geometry of stars, planets and moons that would create the variety of things you saw in the night sky). The political allegories could get a little tiring and should have been more subtle...don't need to be beat over the head with them quite so much. Still, I probably will go back and see the 3D version.
The other was Up in the Air. I saw this on Christmas Day and was surprised the theater wasn't totally packed. Excellent movie with compelling characters, well written and fine performances all around. It's really a movie for our times as the lead character is a hired gun who goes around the country firing people.
I travel quite a bit for my job (not as much as Ryan Bingham, George Clooney's character) and was amused at how similar some of our travel routines are and how many of the airports I recognized. It inspired me to look at my frequent flyer accounts. Now Southwest doens't do miles and I had to think about past travel before I flew enough to get accounts and, to the best I can estimate, my lifetime miles are...well, as Ryan says, that is a personal question!
So what other movies should I see? Other potential movies on my list are Nine, Sherlock Holmes, and the Princess and the Frog. Am I missing any good ones?
Will we still be dragging behind that darn SER??? Will he keep posting and posting and posting????
Will Mdme Zoltar fall off her astral plane?
Will kk not eat that pie????
Will Fungi show up again?? Where is he by the way???
Will Logjam become unjammed? (Hope I am nowhere in the vicinity if that happens!)
And what about Orbs??? Will I find him hanging from a spider web around here somewhere??
And Drew...will his music take off??? Or will he take it off for his music...I get so confused by it all!
Happy New Year, guys!
guys verses the gals challenge for blogging
Here is where we are at...
(of course, the girls ARE outnumbered)
GUYS - 64 blogs
GALS - 50 blogs
Not bad at all. Girls, we can still catch up,
somebody distract SER for a little while ok??
I think we still have a chance. We've done quite well
especially seeing as its one of the busiest months of the year.
Keep it up!!
What should January's challenge be??
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Katrina says, "Good police work." It sounds to me like it was everyone else that did the legwork.
We all know somewhere in December, the 21st is the solstice, that the days become longer. We pine for it, in fact.
After looking at this chart for Racine, http://aa.usno.navy.mil/data/docs/RS_OneYear.php it isn't that simple. I've found and referred to this chart on other occasions, but thought you might be interested in having a look. It is kind of cool to see.
The sunrise and sunset times do not match up to one specific day. Technically, the sun has been setting later in the day already. That began on December 12th. Have you noticed? We have picked up a whopping 7 minutes of daylight on that end so far. Whoopee!
The sneaky problem with that is that the sun continues to wait to rise in the morning. No wonder it was so stinking dark this morning! We have to wait until January 7th for that to turn around.
Then you can further complicate the situation with what they call civil twilight. That is the light that becomes visible before sunrise and remains until after sunset.
January, notoriously being the coldest and heavy snowfall month, is the hardest for me. It seems if I can get through that, it is clear sailing. However, this getting up before daylight is killing me.....
Come on spring! I'm in trouble; I'm ready already!