I’ve been watching the Winter Olympics for at least 30
year and this year is the first time, when it comes to ice skating, each judge has
a certain function to watch; I never knew this.
One judge will watch the skater’s feet, his/her ice
skates and how they work on the ice.
One will watch the timing of the skater
One for technical value; how difficult the skaters
I forgot the rest. I watch the program of pairs for
instants, and I’m thinking they did pretty good and when the scores come up
they suck.Well I’m trying to watch the ‘whole’
skater and really do miss a lot of the little screw ups which can happen.They run replays and sure enough, the landing
was off, the timing was off.
No wonder you have to be so damn good to get to the Olympics.
This asshole looked at my beer belly last night and
sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?" I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find
out." When you are over sixty who gives a shit?
I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had
a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right." I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your
friends over there instead of you." When you are over sixty who gives a shit?
I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess
what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs. "Really" she said, "Go on
then...try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to
losepatience and said, "Come on,
what day was I born?" I said, “Yesterday." When you are over sixty who gives a shit?
I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool
today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in. When you are over sixty who gives a shit?
I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing
on a table. I said, "Nice legs." The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you
really think so." I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have
collapsed by now. " When you are over sixty who gives a shit?
"RACINE COUNTY — The planned
Time Warner-Comcast merger won’t impact Racine County customers right
away, but changes will certainly be felt if and when the deal becomes
final. "What exactly those changes will be remains to be seen,
experts say. A lot depends on whether Time Warner’s Milwaukee operations
are consolidated with Comcast’s in Chicago, said Barry Orton,
University of Wisconsin professor of telecommunications. "Doing so could save the company money, but might not benefit consumers, he said. “'Customer
service is probably going to get worse' under that scenario, Orton
said, though he added that Comcast and Time Warner generally get high
customer-service marks compared to other cable companies. "Orton
and Marquette economics professor Abdur Chowdhury agreed that costs will
likely go up. The merger will grow Comcast’s customer base from 22
million to 30 million, which gives it a higher national market share and
will lead to a price increase locally, Chowdhury said. “'In the long run, we will see an increase in price,' he said. "Orton
said the cost of Racine County residents’ cable will probably go up
because, well, it always does. It has gone up consistently since
Congressional action in 1992 dropped cable rates by 10 to 15 percent, he
said. "Orton has a saying about cable rates: 'You have to look at the natural order of how things go. Snow falls down, rates go up.'” Read more: http://journaltimes.com/news/local/experts-predict-price-increases-after-cable-merger/article_2449d3f4-9513-11e3-b2e1-0019bb2963f4.html
"Snow falls down, rates go up." Wtf does that mean? Do rates go down when the sun shines?
Never forget, the "natural order" of cable companies is to gouge their customers as deeply as possible.
The video below is a re-post, but the message is important.
"Take notice M.P.D. Dean Newport and A.D.A.Megan Williamson
"The following is according to a confidential informant from craigslist:
"Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barrett’s hairdresser, Universal Allah
(Yeah that’s his real name) was involved in the Stradivarius violin caper.
"Universal Allah was arrested along with Salah Jones
for the tasering of master violinists Frank Almond and the theft of the Lipinski
"Mayor Tom Barrett’s hairdresser purchased the taser
used in the violin heist last summer from a company in Texas.
"Universal Allah bought
the taser online, an ILLEGAL straw purchase for the guy that actually stole the
"The MPD searched
Universal’s residence and found information regarding the taser purchase.
"MPD further found
premium Marijuana, scales and more. Universal Allah, Mayor Barrett’s barber, then confessed all he
knew, and that subsequent information led to the arrest of another individual
and the recovery of the violin."
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Or, you could just get rip-roaring drunk.In either case, the ennui returns the next
day, and you have to deal with a hangover, and possibly the police.
Mr. OrbsCorbs and I have discussed this and previous
winters.We’re both inclined to agree
that this winter is like the winters we remember from our youths.What I think has been the anomaly is the
twenty years of relatively mild winters that we’ve had prior to this one.
salt ship has arrived in Milwaukee.We can hardly wait to get back to rotting car
and truck bodies while poisoning the soil. Oh shame on me.I’m just as
guilty as anyone of wanting salted streets and roads.Safety first.If you’re going to plant a tree or shrubs near a street that gets
salted, be sure to plant a salt-resistant variety.If you’re spreading salt on your sidewalks
and driveways, use it sparingly, please.It attacks your cement and slowly destroys it.
My comments to clients on the Olympics: “How about those
Olympics!Aren’t they exciting?So many upsets.What about the big thing last night?Wow.”
In fact, I don’t watch them.I have nothing against the Olympics or sports.They just don’t interest me, but I pretend to
be interested for business purposes.Hurray for your nationality!
Finally, I want to thank Ms. kk for her marvelous suggestion
of Madame Zoltar’s® Prediction Cookies™.Each batch will include a large quantity of my nerve tonic.All of the predictions will read: “You’ll
soon feel better.”The more you eat
them, the better you feel, until blindness or psychosis occurs.Tee-hee, my dears.You know I’d never hurt the Irregulars or
Thank you for reading my blog today.I always feel better on the days my blog
appears.I think it’s because of the
love that I am showing and that is being shown to me.Thank you.
"Remember me! Yes it’s the Racine News guy and yep I am still
around! I am happy to see your community has grown and you have all stayed
together. I am sure you know I still manager the Racine Uncovered & We are
Racine web sites For Beth David it’s no secret☺
"I just wanted to stop in and say hi and let you know I
revived the racinenews.org
domain as a portal of links to some of the independent news sites and blogs
around town. I hope you don’t mind I linked you guys in from your RSS feed. If
you would rather not be featured just let me know and I will stop linking to
you. Hope all is well send my love to Madame Zoltar!
"RACINE, Wis. —The mayor of Racine called SC Johnson's new round of layoffs 'a bump in the road.'
"The company is reportedly cutting as many as 400 employees, about twice as many as it announced in October.
think what many companies are doing right now is they are shrinking a
little bit of their company size to gain a little more economic strength
and then come back in the future even stronger. And that's what we're
hoping out of the SC Johnson company,' said Mayor John Dickert. "Dickert said the job losses will offset big gains with new employers and current employers expanding in the area. "He also said the city has been working with schools to get young people into job training programs. "Racine's unemployment rate is around 11 percent, Dickert said."
What's he talking about? "Dickert said the job losses will offset big gains with new employers and current employers expanding in the area." What "big gains"? What "new employers"? What "current employers expanding in the area"? It's all lies. That's all he does.
cookies were made by a San Francisco bakery, Benkyodo. David Jung, founder of
the Hong Kong Noodle Company in Los Angeles, has made a competing claim that he
invented the cookie in 1918. San Francisco's mock Court of Historical Review
attempted to settle the dispute in 1983.
Every Wednesday, Madame Zoltar responds to your queries and comments in her blog, Dear Madame Zoltar. Are the stars in your favor? What to do with that 401K? Find out by sending your questions and thoughts to: firstname.lastname@example.org
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