"It’s safe to say that Scott Kemery is not getting back the deposit for his rental car. What is not safe
is Kemery’s ideas on how you should exterminate bed bugs from said
rental car. This past Tuesday the Long Island man was traveling in
Eastport, New York when he noticed that his rental was infested with bed
Everyone enjoyed watching the great bed bug hunt.
"Faced with the creepy crawlers, instead of returning the car and
demanding a bed bug free vehicle or risking a few bite, Kemery later
told police that he knew of a brilliant method to rid the car of
critters; someone had told him that dousing bed bugs with rubbing
alcohol does the trick. So Kemery bought a container of rubbing alcohol,
pulled into a shopping center parking lot and saturated the inside of the car with the liquid. Bet those car seats were good and squishy. Squish!
What was happening in the back seat of that car that it had bed bugs in it?
"After all of that hard work it was time for a smoke break! So while
sitting inside the car he lit up a cigarette. Darwin strikes again. A
fireball engulfed the car, setting it ablaze in addition to the two cars
next to it. Kaboom!
"Luckily Kemery was able to escape the vehicle, but suffered first and
second degree burns all over his body. He is currently at the hospital
and police have not yet charged him with any crimes; I think living with
his stupidity is punishment enough. The good news is I think he killed
all of the bed bugs in the car. "Another view of the fire:"
Hello, my lads and lassies!How are you? We’re finally inching our way up the thermometer.It won’t be long before we’re complaining
about the heat and humidity.Life goes
in cycles.Psychos?No, cycles.
And speaking of cycles, I’ll get in my weekly nag early
about watching out for bikes and bicycles and kids.In many collisions between bike and car, the
car driver says, “I didn’t see the motorcycle.”This, in turn, throws more fuel on the motorcycle exhaust noise
controversy.A guy pulled up next to me
at a stoplight on a full dress hog.He
kept gunning the engine.I yelled to
him, “Get a Japanese bike, they idle fine.”So he made more noise.Sad.I get very tired very early in the season of
boom cars, motorcycles with straight pipes and/or loud stereos, and crotch
rockets that curdle earwax as they scream by.Why do these people feel that they have a right to inflict their noisy
machinery upon us?There are laws
against this, but they are rarely enforced.I guess it just comes with the territory in spring/summer/fall.
I know that today is Tax Day and I hope that none of my
Irregulars gets hit too hard.I usually
get a refund. This year it was only $52.I remember some years when I pulled in hundreds of dollars.The world is a different place now.I find myself competing against illegals,
so-called “psychics,” who set up shop anywhere, even on a street corner, and
undercut all of my prices on everything.It’s very hard to compete when the playing field isn’t level.I pay my taxes, but those fly-by-night
operators never give a nickel to Uncle Sam.If any of them give me any trouble, I’ll place the dreaded Curse of
Zoltar® upon them.
Has anything rocked your world lately?I feel so “blah” these days. Maybe it will disappear
with warmer weather.
Señor Zanza and Junior have NOT finished spring
cleaning.Whenever I remind either of
them about it, they make a half-hearted effort to pick up a few things.Then they hope I’ll forget.Men!I’ll probably end up doing most of it myself.
Below is a short film/video entitled “Gift.”It’s a Hungarian production from https://www.facebook.com/DeadLensPictures.I’m not quite sure what to make of it.I went to the Facebook site.Of course, it’s Hungarian.I used Google Translate to try to get the
gist of the video.I still don’t
completely understand it.
Anyway, it seems sad and we’ve had enough of that.All of you, Irregular or otherwise, who read
my blog make my week.I love my readers.
The Silver Spring siblings were about 21/2 blocks from their home Sunday when Montgomery County police got a call reporting them — gasp — playing alone.
“The police coerced our children into the back of a patrol car and kept them trapped there for three hours, without notifying us, before bringing them to the Crisis Center, and holding them there without dinner for another two and a half hours,” their mom, Danielle Meitiv, said to her Facebook friends. “We finally got home at 11 pm and the kids slept in our room because we were all exhausted and terrified.”
This was the 2nd time someone called the police on these kids. To me it appears the same person must placing the calls to the police.
When I was 10 we went where ever we wanted, the 'rule' was, we had to be in the front yard when the streetlights came on! Rules change especially in Racine since City Hall has turned off some of the street lights.
Very interesting article to read; how crazy this country is really becoming.
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