From Caledonia Patch:
"A Racine woman misjudges the driveway into her workplace, and winds up in a running stream of water, but then gets her 13th citation for driving with a suspended license from the Caledonia Police Department."
Read more: http://caledonia.patch.com/articles/woman-receives-13th-citation-for-driving-with-suspended-license
Be sure to check out the comments on the above story:
"Let's see if one of the judges has the orbs to put her in jail!"
The orbs? The orbs?
I'm not taking that as a compliment. However, I appreciate the usernames Tuco (the ugly in "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly") and Django Freeman ("Django Unchained," Quentin Tarentino's latest contribution to the Django ethos, starring Jamie Foxx).