An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of
his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man
a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
The next day the
85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which
was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what
happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried
with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
'Then I asked my wife
for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out,
still nothing.
'We even called up
Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still
nothing..'
The doctor was shocked!
'You asked your neighbor?'
The old man replied,
'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'
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4 comments:
I can relate to that, and I'm not 85 yet.
I bought different heart worm pills for the dog and I swear it almost took a samarai sword just to get the package open. I don't know how old people do it. :}
Mary, I really enjoyed that one. As for those plastic pkg. They make a special scissor just for that purpose, FOR US OLD PEOPLE.
Mary, BTW, I didn't buy the scissor, I use my two teeth. The ONE on top, and the ONE on the bottom.
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