Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hi, boys and girls!  It's me, Madame Z., with another blog for you.  And you are the most important person here.  Readers, we must have readers!  So read away, my chipmunks.

We've been getting the warm weather of summer and too much rain.  Lake Michigan is at its highest levels in decades.  If you like beautiful beaches, our North Beach would be hard to beat.  But if you go swimming, be careful of riptides that can carry you 50 to 100 yards or more away from the beach.  Experts agree that you can't out-swim a riptide.  Their suggestion is to float motionless until you're out of the riptide.  Of course, you may be halfway to Milwaukee by then.

I'm so very happy to see North Beach so popular again.  It was ignored for decades.  There was the alewife die-off.  That made the beach a stinking mess. But that stopped quite awhile ago.  Still, the beach was deserted except for the occasional beachcomber.  Gangs marked up the oasis.  In fact, I believe that the reopening of the oasis is what started the beach back to normal.  Paul and Jan Curtin reopened the oasis for the 2002 season.  It wasn't easy, especially ridding the place of gangs.  They stuck to it, however, and the oasis gained in popularity.  As soon as it was stabilized, Mayor lying John gave the concession to a pal.  What a prick!  Our mayor is a complete asshole and the greatest deterrent to our city's recovery.  He'll only play ball with his pals and then they violate all the laws and rules.  The sooner this lying prick is out of here, the better.  If I was Mr. Curtin and put in the hundreds of hours that he did in retaking the oasis, I probably would have assaulted Mayor prick.  In fact, I think it's still a good idea.  It's obvious that the man has never suffered a beating in his life.  That's why he's so cocky.  He sorely needs to be taken down a few levels.

Of course, downtown is busier than hell all summer long.  I'm glad that I don't live in the immediate area. It could prove difficult moving around during one of downtown's events.  And the noise would be unbearable.  It's like the rest of the city is supposed to subsidize downtown.  My guess would be that no more than a few percent of Racinians live and/or work there, yet it gets 90% of the attention.

That's because Mayor lying prick's friends have their businesses there.  The prick's pals don't have to pay city taxes or much follow any rules.  As long as the lying prick signs off on it, anything goes.  He rewards his pals with positions on the city's various commissions.  One hand washes the other.  Doug Nicholson, perhaps the prick's best friend, answered "5th Amendment" to all of the FBI's questions in his deposition.  Is that some sort of record?

Oh my, I've spent my entire blog on Mayor lying prick.  I'm sorry.  I get carried away when I see injustice. 

Thank you for reading my blog today.  I love all of my readers.  I wish I could hug you all.

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Enjoy the summer.  We deserve it after winter.  We also deserve to know where our tax dollars go, but Mayor lying prick doesn't want us to know.  It's kind of like living in the old Soviet Union.  Ask too many questions, and you might disappear.
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OrbsCorbs said...

Mme. Z., I agree with your assessment of the current criminal clown mayor we have. Uh, any chance you could provide me with an AA12 shotgun and an Escalade EVS?

Anonymous said...

Spin city in practice

Anonymous said...

Having someone do a "perp walk" in a nice new set of bracelets can bring a guy down a few levels, too. Just sayin'

Tender Heart Bear said...

Madame Z- Yes the weather has been crazy so far but at least nice and cool days so I can have my windows open instead of the a/c. I just hope everyone is ready for more rain I know some people are tired of rain but the farmers really need it for the crops.