Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my buttercups!  How are you?  Isn't this weather something?  What did we do to deserve such fair weather?  Someone must have been very good.  I know it wasn't me.  But I'll take it, thank you.  The sun is shining, the birds are squawking, and the kids are screaming.  Everything is right in the world.

Huh!  Our beloved Green Bay Packers won only in overtime last Sunday.  They better beef up their game.  Tomorrow night they host the hated Chicago Bears at 8:30 pm.  This will be a match to remember.  The only cute bears are cubs.  Get 'em, Packers.

Here's this weel'sd standings in the Irregular Football League:

They don't look much different from last week.  Mr. OrbsCorbs is in the basement where he belongs and I'm nipping at first place's heels. 

It appears that the city is going to go through with both the events center and Machinery Row.  What the hell is the matter with people?  Go visit the central city and then tell me there aren't better things to spend our money on.  Most importantly, the voters DON'T WANT either of these projects.  We would much rather see some of our roads fixed up.  And some more felons thrown in jail.  And maybe even get back a streetlight or two.  What is this death wish that Racine has?  I thought that after cutting off the head of the snake (lying John), it would die.  But, no, the powers that be are forging ahead.  I wonder what it's like to piss away millions of dollars that aren't yours?  How can people of good conscience throw away our city's future?

And then there's the Foxconn-job being laid on our doorsteps.  If we allow this monster in, we'll be paying and paying ad infinitum.  Foxconn must have done their homework well.  They realized that Racine is a relatively stupid city that doesn't know where all its money goes.  We're the perfect candidate for their monkey shines.  They'll milk us dry.

That's it, my beauties.  I have lots to do today.

Get out and enjoy this weather.  Soon enough, we'll see the s-word.  No, no, no.
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"Racine is a relatively stupid city"
You forgot to add that "Wisconsin is a relatively stupid state".