Thursday, June 25, 2009

County Fair Demolition Derby

I'm putting out feelers for a demolition derby car. I used to do this every year and think a deaf para needs to be entered. Not only that, but it's more fun from the pits. Maybe even an IRREGULAR paint job. Want to "sponsor" me? i.e. Break windows out, paint brush paint job, yank the gas tank, and chain the doors shut. Battery and cycle gas tank are mounted inside. Not a lot of hard work and might be fun.

8 comments:

kkdither said...

You are a wild one, huck. I can wield a paint brush...

There used to be a car in my old neighborhood that was owned by some young kids. They took paintbrushes to it. It was homely, to put it nicely. On the back of it one of them painted, "she be dog." I thought it was hilarious.

OrbsCorbs said...

One of the funniest things I ever saw was some wild boys who lived in my mom's neighborhood who took a couch and tied it to the roof of a car, then drove down the street with three or four of them sitting on it. They shoulda mounted a TV and coffee table up there, too.

Back on topic, I think a JTI demo car would be great. For you to drive it, Huck, we have to install some controls, right? I'm half-blind - maybe I can be your co-pilot. The blind leading the disabled in a race to wreck things. I love it.

drewzepmeister said...

If I didn't need my car, I would gladly donate it!

Lizardmom said...

I'd love to be part of the pit crew!! keep me posted!!

MinnesotaChick said...

I'd give you my car..... but you would have to have it towed. It's got a rockin stereo!

BTW, it's about to get junked.. brand new battery (only used once) and like I said, a good stereo.
Anyone need a battery or a cd/ player for their car? Only stipulation is to get my freaking trunk open so I can get something very important out of it! :LOL!

Huck Finn said...

Oh? Why towed? Trunk? Did I mention BIL is a locksmith? Why towed, and are you really thinking of junking it? I don't need a stereo, we could yank it for you. If it kinda runs, kind goes, and kinda stops, it's our kinda car! The battery would be cool if you're serious.

One year a friend out of the blue donated his decent car. He hated it. LOL

MinnesotaChick said...

it's a 91 (or 93) Beretta. Yup.. gonna trash it.

Only thing is I can't find the title!

It runs... chunky.
is the only way I can describe it.Maybe the brakes be bad too.. transmition.. dunno. Hasn't been started in a year. But I need to get rid of it.
The trunk, if I BEAT on it hard enough and in the RIGHT spot it will open.. LOL.. Don't have the arms for that or the hands.

oh.. and it's full of dog hair. :)

MinnesotaChick said...

Yes, I'm serious. Want it out of here. I happen to be a big procrastinator. Should have been gone a long time ago.
PM me if you want. The driver door doesn't open from the outside (damn vandals) as far as I know everything else works.
Do you need the title?

Guess I don't want to watch the demise, tho. :( I did love that car.