Sunday, December 20, 2009

I'm Off to Hooters...Doctors Orders

A study conducted by Dr. Karen Weatherby in Germany has concluded that men who stare at women's breasts on a regular basis have better health, lower blood pressure and less coronary disease.

"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

Where did they find the control group for this study? Isn't is possible that it was the stress of NOT staring that led to all the health problems? What about gay guys? Are they not able to have the benefits from this research (or do they have to stare at well endowed men?) These are the questions I want answers to.


OrbsCorbs said...

I swear that I did not read this blog before commenting in the one below, but now I'm considering the possible health benefits of purchasing Jingle Jugs. Thanks, kk.

SER said...

I must be looking at some bad boobies...I just had 4 stents put in my heart!

Timt49 said...

orbs, they might still have some at spencers. last i've seen them they were 10 bucks. and i thought when they were 20, it was still worth the chuckle.