Thursday, October 18, 2012

Open Blog - Thursday


Ears to you.

14 comments:

MinnesotaChick said...

FIRST!!!

OrbsCorbs said...

SECOND!!!

lizardmom said...

THIRD!!!

SER said...

FORTH

kkdither said...

FIFTH, WTF?

Anonymous said...

SIXTH, back to sleep for me

BL Basketcase said...

Seventh...lucky seven...
but we have to get more creative than this!!! That does it! I am
sitting up and waiting to be first
even if I have to refresh hundreds of times... next week, tho. I will stalk this site just to win.

jedwis said...

Holy smokes...8th? Creative? you want creative BLB?

I think that remodeling a kitchen is counter productive.
I've never gone hunting before, but this year I think I will give it a shot.
I was certain that the high tide was coming in, but I didn't know for shore.
When the woman saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

I hope everyone has a P & P day.

Mary said...

Number Nine!

jedwis said...

Creative?
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
He wears glasses while doing math because it improves division.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
The fellow who invented the door knocker received a No-Bel prize.
There once was a crossed eye teacher who could not control the pupils.
When electricity went out at the school during a storm, the students were de-lighted.
What is the definition of a will? It's a dead give away.
This guy drove his expensive car into a tree, Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
It wasn't school little Johnny didn't like, it was the principal of it.
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeet.
Old skiers never die, they just go downhill.
Nylons give women a run for their money.
A cardboard belt would be a waist of money.
Atheism is a non prophet organization.

God I'm exhausted.

BL Basketcase said...

jedwis....bahahahahaha
loved it!!!

Mary said...

You're killing me Jed!

legal stranger said...

Jed, how dooooooooo you do it?

SER said...

Jed...

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who worked it out with a pencil?