Wednesday, May 30, 2018
Dear Madame Zoltar
I believe a subtropical storm, Alberto, is touching down in Florida. Ever notice how much weird stuff happens in Florida? Every day there is some short news clip about Florida. So, yeah, Floridians don't have to shovel snow or deal with the bitter cold. However, we don't have to deal with hurricanes, or alligators overrunning the place, or the crème de la crème of idiot drivers concentrated in one spot, or all the other things you read about Florida in the paper or online. Peace, Floridians. Just pointing out the obvious.
Memorial Day traditionally signifies the beginning of summer. I can't believe that it's here already. Just yesterday it was January, wasn't it? They say that time goes faster as you grow older. That's certainly true for me. By the time I adjust to summer, it will be fall. What's everyone in such a hurry for?
How about this?
Racist Roseanne is off the air. Her revived program was a big moneymaker for ABC. It didn't matter - ABC did the right thing even though it hurt themselves. Bravo!
Bravo to you for reading my blog! I love you all.
Enjoy the weather to come. Before you know it, the 4th of July will be here. That's the day I avoid the parade and fireworks now. Everyone goes crazy and drinks like a fish. I'm better off watching the parade on TV.
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