Wednesday, May 30, 2018

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my monsters and friends!  How are you?  Did you have a good Memorial Day weekend?  It was hot as hell.  It's supposed to get hot again tomorrow, but who knows?  No one has seen Mother Nature in over a year.  I wonder if climate change killed her?  Oh my.  Do the sudden shifts and extremes of weather annoy you?  We rack up some pretty wack temperatures during a year.  I like it warm in the summer, but not hot.  Of course, I rarely get my preference.  It's been a damp, cool spring.  I wonder what summer will bring.  The boys say the garden is still too wet to work in.  Let's hope that summer brings whatever is best for the farmers.

I believe a subtropical storm, Alberto, is touching down in Florida.  Ever notice how much weird stuff happens in Florida?  Every day there is some short news clip about Florida.  So, yeah, Floridians don't have to shovel snow or deal with the bitter cold.  However, we don't have to deal with hurricanes, or alligators overrunning the place, or the crème de la crème of idiot drivers concentrated in one spot, or all the other things you read about Florida in the paper or online.  Peace, Floridians.  Just pointing out the obvious.

Memorial Day traditionally signifies the beginning of summer.  I can't believe that it's here already.  Just yesterday it was January, wasn't it?  They say that time goes faster as you grow older.  That's certainly true for me.  By the time I adjust to summer, it will be fall.  What's everyone in such a hurry for?

How about this?

Racist Roseanne is off the air.  Her revived program was a big moneymaker for ABC.  It didn't matter - ABC did the right thing even though it hurt themselves.  Bravo!

Bravo to you for reading my blog!  I love you all.

Enjoy the weather to come.  Before you know it, the 4th of July will be here.  That's the day I avoid the parade and fireworks now.  Everyone goes crazy and drinks like a fish.  I'm better off watching the parade on TV.
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Anonymous said...

Roseanne has been a foul mouth bitch long before ABC put her back on TV.
Was ABC so naive that they believed Roseanne had changed her stripes?
Where is the outrage when non caucasians say similar offensive derogatory remarks?
What happened to the childhood lessons the likes of "sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me"
The lesson of Popeye has long been lost to the masses "I am what I am and that's what I am.
What about the offensive language at this site?
Oh I forgot - prosecute whitey any chance you get.
People need to get over themselves and get a life.

OrbsCorbs said...

Roseanne has always been a pig. I didn't watch either of her shows. I feel sorry for her co-stars and everyone else who worked on the show. Now they're out of a job.