Vote for me and I'll set you free!
I've decided to use JTIrregulars.com as the platform from which I'll launch my campaign for the Presidency of the United States of America.
The only good government is less government!
I believe that all of our troops and equipment overseas and in other nations should be brought home immediately. Foreign aid to everybody should end immediately. Secure our borders immediately.
I like Ike!
If you want to do business overseas, you are free to do so. However, under no circumstances will any of the US military be used to protect your interests abroad. Hire mercenaries. Or, if you can find them, the A-Team.
I'll gladly debate any other candidate on anything other than the issues. I have issues. You have issues. We all have issues. We all also have assholes, but you don't want to debate about that, do you?
Submit questions below, and in response, I'll lie like the best of them.
P.S. Send me money. Lots and lots of money. It's tax deductible, I think. I'm running against Trump and Hilary. I can't run on empty, you know.