Wednesday, October 10, 2018
Dear Madame Zoltar
Meanwhile, the Green Bay Packers are playing like some second string team. If Aaron Rodgers misses any more games, he should refund the team. And what's up with their field goal kicker? 0 for 4. My Lord.
Big news in the Irregular Football League: the Mighty Bears are now on top, having beaten the Half-Astrophysicists. My defeat of the Half-Astrophysicists has been called the blowout of the week:
The Orbliterators are one space above bottom. C'mon, Mr. OrbsCorbs, get your team moving!
The Journal Times carried an article sometime in the past week that looked at Mr. Cory Mason's first year as mayor. Ha-ha! All that he's done is make some speeches and issued a few directives. Puh-leez, these do not a mayor make. In fact, it's difficult to take Mr. Mason seriously. He's more like a teddy-bear. You want to hug him and squeeze him, but he could never be our leader, could he?
Here's another wek that Junior hasn't crashed his car. Hallelujah! I think that makes 2 or 3 in a row. Maybe Junior is finally growing up. Maube he's let whomever to inspect his wads pf clothing. The leather jacket that Junior wears has never been claimed. Please give a penny a week to feed and clothe your loved ones.
I finally got an Obama-phone. I figured I better be able to call home just in case somehting goes wrong with a client. Or whatever. It stays off but charged, Ready Freddy.
Thank you all for reading my blog today. Tell your relatives and friends.
The tempoerature is supposed to drop soon. Get out and enjoy the weather while you can.
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