Thursday, March 31, 2011


QUOTE FROM Harold Schlumberg

I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired?'

Well...I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and vodka into urine. I do it every day and I really enjoy it


OrbsCorbs said...

Wow, I have a "chemical engineering background," too, except that I convert Gatorade, milk, coffee, orange juice and an occasional pop into urine. I even add color with vitamin tablets.

Another thing "old folks' are good at processing is pills. I take 6 prescription ones each morning, along with a baby aspirin, a digestive probiotic, and 4 different vitamins tablets. Then I take more at night. My mom probably doubles that.

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kkdither said...

I have no chemical engineering background and I've figured out this science all on my own.... na na na nanny goat! :)